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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:29 PM
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Transcript of God's call to Cain...
Cain: Godfather's Pizza. Can I help you?

God: One whole pie, half Pep, half cheese. Just kidding. Cain....are you Abel to run for President?

Cain: You want that delivered? That'll be extra.

God: Are you listening to me?

Cain: Sure am. You want any Pepsis with that? We're running a special this week.

God: Never mind. You sell single slices?

Cain: No, all or nothing.

God: And make sure it's hot.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:33 PM
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1. I've had a Godfather's pizza...
You throw out the pizza and eat the box!!!
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:36 PM
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4. wurst pizza in the world
He took a $300 million company in 2 years
to a company he bought for $30 million
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:33 PM
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2. Cain: I'll let you hold my pepperoni ...
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:35 PM
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3. God: "You will wash your hands before you make my pizza, right?"
Edited on Sat Nov-12-11 07:37 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
"Last time I could have sworn I didn't order anchovies."
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 08:46 PM
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5. THAT
is low.

:rofl:
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