PCIntern
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 07:29 PM
Original message |
Transcript of God's call to Cain... |
|
Cain: Godfather's Pizza. Can I help you?
God: One whole pie, half Pep, half cheese. Just kidding. Cain....are you Abel to run for President?
Cain: You want that delivered? That'll be extra.
God: Are you listening to me?
Cain: Sure am. You want any Pepsis with that? We're running a special this week.
God: Never mind. You sell single slices?
Cain: No, all or nothing.
God: And make sure it's hot.
|
Rick Myers
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 07:33 PM
Response to Original message |
1. I've had a Godfather's pizza... |
|
You throw out the pizza and eat the box!!!
|
Angry Dragon
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
4. wurst pizza in the world |
|
He took a $300 million company in 2 years to a company he bought for $30 million
|
zbdent
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 07:33 PM
Response to Original message |
2. Cain: I'll let you hold my pepperoni ... |
aint_no_life_nowhere
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 07:35 PM
Response to Original message |
3. God: "You will wash your hands before you make my pizza, right?" |
|
Edited on Sat Nov-12-11 07:37 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
"Last time I could have sworn I didn't order anchovies."
|
Jackpine Radical
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-12-11 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat Apr 20th 2024, 12:05 AM
Response to Original message |