Victoria Jackson's new "TV" show

[Gato Moteado]

She and her backwoods, backwards cohosts are billing themselves, The Politichicks, as the conservatives' answer to "The View". In one of their trailers for the new series, Jackson can be heard saying, "we're like the Dixie Chicks, only smart!"

http://www.patriotupdate.com/articles/introducing-the-politichicks


Check out their pilot here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x634669

Edited to add link to pilot.

[4moronyears]

1. It took me years to forget Victoria Jackson

She is still not funny.

[Gato Moteado]

6. yes...she was never funny.

i wonder who she slept with at SNL to stay on the show for 6 seasons.

[undeterred]

15. She could do gymnastics and play a dumb blond pretty well...

Because she is a dumb blond who knows gymnastics. :shrug:

[sharp_stick]

2. Is this actually going to be broadcast somewhere?

I mean, I know that TV is pretty much nothing but a bunch of karaoke competitions broken up by Modern Family and NCIS but shit this is idiotic even for the likes of a third tier network exec.

[frazzled]

4. It's a web site

I'm sure 3 or 4 people will watch it.

[sharp_stick]

8. Oh Well that's OK then

if there's room for lemonparty, 2 girls one cup and goatse there's a bit of room left for Victoria Jacksons special blend of nucking futs. :-)

[Gato Moteado]

7. broadcast on youtube and their website only, as far as i can tell.....

...but i'm sure they think they are TV worthy.

the production value of the show is horrible....i saw the pilot.

[PoliticAverse]

3. This promises to be even better than 'The 1/2 Hour News Hour'... n/t

[The Wielding Truth]

5. I hope it goes away quickly. Such fools should not be emulated.

[gratuitous]

9. Contest: Finish the line, "We're like the Dixie Chicks, only . . ."

. . . without talent!"

. . . not as attractive!"

. . . only dumb. Dumber. Dumberer. What?"

[Gato Moteado]

14. tone deaf.

have you ever heard victoria jackson try to play a stringed instrument and sing? she has no sense of rhythm and she has the grating voice of a whiny 4-year-old.

actually, this group of brain-dead GOP women has absolutely nothing in common with the dixie chicks.

[NYC_SKP]

10. What a sickening racist website. One comment includes a racist rant about a laptop theft and marine

and four marines who end up beating up a man, supposedly named Tyrone Jackson...

The false story in the comments, often distributed by email:

Orville Smith, a store manger for Best Buy in Augusta, Ga., told
police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone
Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop
computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became
irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and for the door.
Outside on the walkway were 4 Marines collecting toys for the
Toys for Tots program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man,
but Jackson stabbed one of the Marines. Cpl. Phillip Duggan in
the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After the Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl.
Duggan was transported for treatment.

“The subject was also transported to the local hospital with
two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing
teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations,
a broken nose and a broken jaw…injuries he sustained when he
slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine.” according
to a police report.


"Tyrone Jackson" a name selected to portray, I'm quite sure, a black man.

Debunked by scopes, the real name was Tracey Attaway.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Fuckers.

x(

[Gato Moteado]

12. victoria jackson thinks snopes is funded by soros.....

....and is nothing more than left wing lies.

of course, fox news and glenn beck are purveyors of truth.

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. Call her Victo

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"

[Gato Moteado]

13. i call her "vicky the sicky"

nt

[WI_DEM]

16. Who is airing this show? FAUX?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

17. Goody!

[MilesColtrane]

18. No way...I'm not clicking on that link.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. The Dixie Chicks are smarter than she ever wished she were.

That is offensive.
Duckie

[marmar]

20. Is it really new?

[Gato Moteado]

22. i think the first episode starts tomorrow

i bet "the view" is shaking in its boots.

[RockaFowler]

21. This looks like a joke

In more ways than just the concept itself. THe lighting is horrible. The sound is horrible. No wonder they aren't on network TV. No-one wants that crap on the air - I think it's even too awful for Faux News