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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 07:32 PM
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"God called me to run to president,"
claim Cain, Bachman and Perry (per his wife).

But I have God's number, ;).

He figured, if I send out these bozos, Obama will be GUARANTEED a second term! Yep. :headbang:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 07:35 PM
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1. God's trolling the Republicans
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Mendocino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:09 PM
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2. Well god ,Perry, Bachman, Cain never
Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 08:10 PM by Mendocino
recieved a degree in Political Science (or any science).

Correction, Perry recieved a BA in animal science (IE watching cattle have sex), with a 2.5 GPA. ;)
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Thegonagle Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:15 PM
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3. God told me to run against Obama in the primaries.
I told God no f'ing way!

Then He said "Just kidding."
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HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:19 PM
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4. God must be a skitzo
who can't make up his mind who he wants to be Pesident.:rofl:
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Downwinder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:23 PM
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5. You check his Government issued ID?
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Downwinder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-11 08:54 PM
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6. If I told someone I was hearing voices. I would get locked up.
These guys get away with it.
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