Toon: Get Ready for a God-Off!

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[RevStPatrick]

1. God told 4 Republans to run for president...

(S)He didn't tell any of them that they would win!

[Scuba]

2. Ha!

[lonestarnot]

3. Snort

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

4. My god's bigger than your god - nya nya.

Wait. Maybe it was my penis, or minivan, or garage or something. I forget now.

[NOLALady]

5. Their gods and their blacks

are so much better than ours.

[hifiguy]

6. Money quote

"Most people who hear voices get bundled off to a psychiatric hospital."

For a good reason. Hearing voices is a leading indicator of a serious schizoid disorder. Doing what the voices tell you to do makes the diagnosis a lead-pipe lock.

And why do these people never hear someone benign, like maybe Elvis?

[Fumesucker]

7. When you talk to God it's called "prayer"..

When God talks to you it's called "schizophrenia".

[Jim Lane]

8. The worst of it is that anyone doing God's work should obviously persevere despite the costs .....

The costs often include mass death and the U.S. Constitution, for starters. The divine imprimatur leads people to set aside some of the principles that might otherwise constrain their actions.

[zbdent]

9. wait ... I forget ... which football team did God say he was rooting for in the Superbowl?

Seems to me somebody lied ...

[ellisonz]

10. Yaweh will fuck your shit up.

:o

[chrisa]

11. Invoking "God" into politics has become a ridiculous novelty of those running.

It's usually a baseless statement that's meant to pander to certain people for their vote, and to appease others who absolutely insist that a candidate should be Christian.

[lunatica]

12. Proves God has a sense of humor