NUVO's Steve Hammer on the Indianapolis Colts

[Brigid]

NUVO is a local alternative weekly newspaper here in Indy. Journalist and Michael Moore lookalike Steve Hammer has a weekly column. He usually writes about current events and politics (his columns about Bush were classics), but this week he wrote babout his first trip to Lucas Oil Stadium and the abysmal team that plays therein:

http://www.nuvo.net/indianapolis/fear-and-loathing-at-lucas-oil/Content?oid=2376782

[madrchsod]

1. the 1950`s chicago cardinals were far worse than the colts

[Brigid]

2. Really?

I didn't think any team was worse than this year's Colts. The only reason they didn't lose today is that they didn't play. :banghead:

[BiggJawn]

3. I misses me me some NUVO

It was the late Harrison Ullman who coined the expressions "World's Worst Legislature", "House of Bubbas", and "The Best Legislature Money can Buy". to describe that 3-ring circus of Special-Interest-Group fellatio that goes on in the Statehouse every winter.

People have such short memories. Before Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning the Dolts had a lot in common with a Dyson cleaner. They never lost suction either.

[Brigid]

4. Yep, Harrison Ullman was a treasure.

But you don't have to miss out on NUVO. It's online, of course. The personal ads are still hilarious! :)