maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:44 AM
Original message |
The Nutjobs at World Nuts Daily can always be counted on for a laugh |
|
I won't like to the site, but a freind sent this to me.
If someone who was NOT a "wingnut" "journalist" saw Demons behind every corner, we'd rightfully put them in a straight-jacket. This, apparently, is what passes to "news" on the right. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Has your Thanksgiving Turkey been sacrificed to idols?
As you sit down with your family on Thanksgiving and consider offering a prayer of gratitude, be aware the turkey at the center of the table may have already been "blessed" – in the name of Allah.
Customer service representatives from Butterball, one of America's most popular Turkey brands, confirmed to WND that the company's whole turkeys are – without being labeled as such – slaughtered according to Islamic "halal" standards. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
Warpy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:52 AM
Response to Original message |
1. Humane slaughter? Oh NO!!! |
|
Thanksgiving diners want to consider the animal died with the maximum amount of suffering!
Wringing every last bit of misery out of life is what they're all about!
|
marmar
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:54 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
|
My turkey MUST come from a factory farm where the animal has been abused and health-safety standards skirted !!!!
|
MattBaggins
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
28. Why are kosher and halal slaughter mistakenly believed more humane? |
|
If they are more humane why are kosher butchers specifically exempted from the Humane Slaughter Act?
|
tblue
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:52 AM
Response to Original message |
2. They must love being in freak out mode. |
|
They seem to seek out outrage where none exists.
|
JNelson6563
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:36 AM
Response to Reply #2 |
24. Something in common with DU! |
|
I marvel at how often I see hysterics and serious knee-jerk reaction to every thing that goes on. And the screaming bloody murder over an issue and, as soon as issue is resolved the way these mighty warriors want, nothing. No credit given, no nothing, just on to the next thing to scream bloody murder about (real or imagined).
There are reasoned thinkers and emoters. I have zero use for the emoters. Sadly they infest both sides....
Julie
|
Itchinjim
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:52 AM
Response to Reply #24 |
Swede
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:54 AM
Response to Original message |
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 12:08 PM
Response to Reply #4 |
|
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismilah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go (Let me go)
Will not let you go (Let me go)(Never) Never let you go (Let me go) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
|
Old and In the Way
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:55 AM
Response to Original message |
5. That could only be from the rabid mouth of Pam Geller |
|
T-Bogg had a post up on this yesterday- http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/11/21/we-will-all-be-muslims-before-the-niners-ravens-kick-off/#RespondPretty funny when you compare the Halal vs. Kosher aspects to turkey killing. Turns out that if the turkey is kosher it pretty much is already halal certified. But we can't let facts like that get in the way of anti-Muslim rants...
|
hifiguy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:57 AM
Response to Reply #5 |
8. I was thinking the same thing |
|
Edited on Tue Nov-22-11 12:24 PM by hifiguy
Halal butcher = Kosher butcher, for the most part.
Edited for typo.
|
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 12:15 PM
Response to Reply #8 |
12. So, if I eat at a Kosher Deli |
|
That means they are "secretly" plotting to establish Judaism on us all?
And now I, a rabid fan of Corned Beef, am not even remotely prepared for Hannukah!
|
EFerrari
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:55 AM
Response to Original message |
Fumesucker
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:55 AM
Response to Original message |
7. Eat a Butterball, convert to Islam.. |
|
Makes perfect sense, if you're perfectly senseless.
I'm starting to use :shrug: more and more..
It just fits so many situations perfectly these days.
|
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 07:20 PM
Response to Reply #7 |
|
"winger" that is going to have an exorcism to drive the "moose-limb" out of the tasty bird.
"it's the power of Christ that compels you".
|
Ganja Ninja
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 12:01 PM
Response to Original message |
9. OMG! The the Ham is Halal too!!! |
|
What's a right wing nut job to do?:hide:
|
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 12:12 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
11. You just ruined my keyboard! n/t |
rurallib
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 12:49 PM
Response to Original message |
13. so to couteract this does one need to go to the catholic store and get some |
|
wafers? Then stuff the Islamic bird with the catholic wafers and let the crusades be re-enacted right at your table on Thanksgiving?
|
Warpy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 01:54 PM
Response to Reply #13 |
14. No, basting with holy water is sufficient. |
OnyxCollie
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 02:04 PM
Response to Reply #13 |
16. Turkey stuffed with communion wafers sounds great. |
|
Edited on Tue Nov-22-11 02:05 PM by OnyxCollie
I've been eating them with salsa and hummus.
Mmm, Body of Christ.
|
arbusto_baboso
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 07:23 PM
Response to Reply #16 |
19. I prefer a cheese-crusted Christ myself. |
OnyxCollie
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 11:42 PM
Response to Reply #19 |
20. Stuffed crust Christ! nt |
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 07:19 PM
Response to Reply #13 |
|
stuff it with sausage dressing, you'd be in the clear.
|
deucemagnet
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Nov-22-11 02:00 PM
Response to Original message |
15. We need 'murkin-killed turkeys! |
|
Just like Jesus ate at the first Thanksgiving!
|
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:23 AM
Response to Original message |
21. Well...if you thought it couldn't get "stupider", it's made Freaker Republic |
|
Check out this gem:
--------------------------------------------------------------------- To: Never A Dull Moment Where can I get a turkey that’s been slaughtered using Christian slaughtering techniques?
21 posted on Wednesday, November 23, 2011 0:44:08 by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------
"Christian Slaughtering techniques"??? Is that having a nun smack it across the a$$ with a ruler before they kill it.
|
cloudbase
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:26 AM
Response to Reply #21 |
|
that Palin visited last year.
|
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:42 AM
Response to Reply #22 |
25. Maybe that's what he means |
|
Wingnuts will only eat turkeys that were slaughtered in the presence of Caribou Barbie spewing word salads.
|
Douglas Carpenter
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:33 AM
Response to Original message |
23. sounds like a conspiracy to me |
maxrandb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #23 |
|
It's "Muhammad Atta-Turkey"
|
UnrepentantLiberal
(747 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Nov-23-11 10:48 AM
Response to Original message |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Fri May 10th 2024, 12:34 AM
Response to Original message |