Caption Newt

[Kadie]

Former House speaker and GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich gestures to CNN moderator Wolf Blitzer at the conclusion of the Republican presidential debate on national security November 22, 2011 at the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) Constitution Hall in Washington, DC. The debate is being hosted by CNN in partnership with the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute.

[jobycom]

1. Two of everything, that's how I roll. nt

[NeedleCast]

2. Can't Talk Now Wolfie, Gotta Take a #2

[SomethingFishy]

3. Two brain cells left... Two!

[jorno67]

4. They only know about 2 affairs!

[NeedleCast]

5. Good One!

[LuckyLib]

6. "Two, two, two mints in one!"

[liberal N proud]

7. I can count to 2

[daleanime]

8. "Oh, a wise guy....."

stomps feet and slaps face.:rofl:

[jpak]

31. "Pick two..."

:D

[alfredo]

9. Sniff each finger and guess where its been.

[dembotoz]

10. i love this country so much that i now have to have 2 ongoing affairs at any given time

[Ship of Fools]

11. "Hi!! I'm two!"

[Harmony Blue]

12. "Wolfie I dropped a deuce earlier in the mens bathroom"

:freak:

[nykym]

13. I got two words fer ya Wolfie

and they ain't Happy Birthday!

[hamsterjill]

14. Gingrich The Newt

Austin Lounge Lizards!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j01Wkw8Lqu4

[CoffeeCat]

15. "Look Wolf!!...

...I just made a bunny-ears shadow on your lapel! Bunny ears on a Wolf! Am I hysterical or am I hysterical?!"

[Scuba]

16. "I had to lick the rosebuds of two billionaires to get where I am."

[11 Bravo]

17. So I place these beneath my chin, push upward, and PRESTO ... no jowls!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

18. Ahhh frankly! I still have 2 testicles. Count 'em 2!! nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. "No, Wolfie, it was only two mistresses that I was humping"

"Get your facts straight, son"

[Earth_First]

20. Does Newt not know that in order to ask a question you need to get on stack?

You cannot just blurt out a question.

There are rules, Newt!

[Johonny]

21. Blitz I got two kids ready to work for yah cheap

[JoePhilly]

22. Peace ... is not an option!

[hifiguy]

23. Oink, OINK!! nt

[ThomWV]

24. "Three"

[ChairmanAgnostic]

25. See these? They're heading for your eyes, if you don't

give me, the brightest, smartest man on this stage, a lot more airtime.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

38. Where's Larry and Shemp?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

39. You mean, parry and grinch?

[WCGreen]

26. I could swallow you in two bites....

[rhett o rick]

27. "For you, two books for the price of three." nm

[ellisonz]

28. Look Wolf, I've even got crooked fingers.

[Gregorian]

29. That's TWO extra chromosomes. I'm special.

[FSogol]

30. "I will paint any car for Two Ninety-nine Ninty-nine, or my name isn't Newt Gingrich."

Grifters gotta grift.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

32. Little bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. ON THE HEAD!

[Gregorian]

33. Mark my words. Obama's getting two terms. Why are we even here?

[A Simple Game]

34. Michele and I are going to be

in the back for a couple of minutes, don't start without us.

[spanone]

35. 'i'll say it one more time'

[Cresent City Kid]

36. All my policies have two parts

Healthcare:
1. Don't get sick
2. Don't get hurt

Economy:
1. Help the rich
2. Repeat

Foreign Policy:
1. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
2. Bomb, bomb Iran

This helps me avoid the embarrassment of forgetting the third thing.

[sakabatou]

37. "There are two things in this world. Me and... and...

I can't remember the second."

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. I'm gonna shove these fingers into your eye sockets! Wait...what do you mean

The Three Stooges isn't a documentary?

[Snarkoleptic]

41. Wolfie...you're second in line behind Callista to give me a Dutch Rudder.