The Mullet Brothers Are On the Attack

[SoDesuKa]

A family named "Mullet" has been accused of cutting off Amish beards as a punishment for theological crimes. They've been charged with a civil rights violation.

FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio

Authorities raided the group’s compound in eastern Ohio earlier in the day and arrested seven men, including group leader Sam Mullet and three of his sons.

Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September, October and November by forcibly cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women and then taking photos of them, authorities said.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/9035257-418/fbi-arrests-7-in-amish-haircut-attacks-in-ohio.html



Cult leader Samuel Mullet and members of his following . . .

[provis99]

1. cutting the beards and hair of Amish women?

Amish women have beards?

[notadmblnd]

2. Joe Dirt and Joe Dirtier

[spanone]

3. i will wash my eyes with sand after seeing those people

[immoderate]

4. When the Amish go off the rails...

This is so weird. Not a night club act? Mullet Brothers? :shrug:

--imm

[wtmusic]

5. #3 can keep the mullet if he promises to never, ever wear that Speedo again. nt

[LynneSin]

6. Looking at photos of those guys is a violation of MY civil rights

I have the right to a mullet-free DU

[wtmusic]

7. Bordering on assault. nt

[Dawson Leery]

8. It should be considered first degree assault.

[SoDesuKa]

9. Onion News Network

OK, the actual picture of the Amish dudes who were busted is below. These are three of the seven, but I don't know if these are the Mullet brothers.

This is not an Onion News story.



. . . . . . Ohio News Network . . . . . . Amish busted for cutting nonbelievers' beards.