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Duckhunter935 Donating Member (777 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 06:57 PM
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"Oh my god, they are turkeys"
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:02 PM
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1. "As God as my witness
I thought turkeys could fly"
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:10 PM
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2. Is that a WKRP reference?
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:10 PM
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3. : )
That would be yes.
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:15 PM
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8. Yes. n/t
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:21 PM
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9. love that episode!!!
"Turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 08:03 PM
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14. This morning on the way back from a cig run,
I found the local wandering flock of wild turkeys on the road. They were just asking for it. I did my best to run them off the road and back into the nearest field. The bastards.
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:12 PM
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5. Me too.
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:43 PM
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11. Oh, the humanity!
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:12 PM
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4. "It's like they were organized"..........
:rofl: The last 8 minutes of that episode was the funniest thing that I've ever seen on TV in my life. And I'm old.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:12 PM
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6. A message from the turkeys, btw:
Fair is Foul when Fowl are Fare,
SET YOUR TURKEYS FREE !
Barbarians, reprisals for your offenses
will begin three to six hours after dinner.
FREE THE BUTTERBALL 15-20

-The Turkeyish Liberation Front-


P.S. Accede to our demands or we will arm the cows.
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BanzaiBonnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:45 PM
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12. And then you'd have...
Cow With Guns. GOtta watch it once a year... and it still makes me laugh so hard I fall off my chair.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 08:00 PM
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13. Cow Tse-Tung!
:rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:14 PM
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7. For those of you who've just turned in,
the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:23 PM
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10. oops....WKRP dupe!
Edited on Thu Nov-24-11 07:25 PM by ClusterFreak
....Thanks for that on the spot report, Les! :)
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 11:53 PM
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15. Best Thanksgiving episode of any TV show EVER!!
It doesn't matter how many times I see it ... I LMAO every time!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 12:03 AM
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16. A death most fowl: Turkey crashes into Pa. eatery

PENN HILLS, Pa. (AP) -- A wild turkey smashed through a plate glass window at an empty western Pennsylvania restaurant and ended up where millions of its fellow gobblers did on Thanksgiving: a dining room.

Penn Hills police Officer Bernard Sestili tells the WTAE-TV the feathered fowl didn't survive impact when it barreled into the dining room of the Eat'n Park in Penn Hills on Thursday afternoon. The restaurant was closed at the time.

Sestili says he responded when the building's alarm went off.

He suspects the turkey may have been roosting in a nearby tree when it "got up this morning and went for his morning flight and flew into the window."

SNIP

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_TURKEY_RESTAURANT_WINDOW?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-24-21-48-39


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kudzu22 Donating Member (426 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 02:39 AM
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17. Might be the funniest sitcom episode ever
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 10:25 PM
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18. It IS the funniest sitcom episode ever
IMO. Welcome to DU.
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