I've heard some lady on CNN twice now say that some people somewhere are throwing

[lonestarnot]

mazel tov cocktails! ROFLMAO :rofl: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Mazel tov!

[LongTomH]

1. Are you thinking that these news people are actually dumber than the rest of us?

If not, why aren't you?:eyes: Hmmmmm?:eyes:

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Alrighty then. Does that make them kosher?

[The Doctor.]

3. I think I know where that's happening;

At a Bomb-Mitzvah.

[truedelphi]

5. Oh Ew-w-w. n/t

[redqueen]

9. *sad trombone*

[Ikonoklast]

14. Maybe she knows someone that lived trhrough The Blintz.

Horrible time.

[lonestarnot]

18. Snort!

:rofl:

[Tesha]

27. Cheese -- that joke just about wrapped-up this thread! (NT)

[Richardo]

20. HA!

:rofl:

[truedelphi]

4. Was it Erin Burnett?

The news on her show is so dumbed down, I feel more informed by reading whatever info is on the cornflake box.

[lonestarnot]

10. No, this one has shoulder length blonde hair.

[tavalon]

6. Aw, isn't the silly girl just so cute!

Bless her stupid insipid little heart.

[KurtNYC]

7. Seriously !? -Erin Burnett n/t

[Tsiyu]

8. "Heave a nagila, heave a nagila, toss that nagila

venis'mecha.

Heave your nagila, heave your nagila, heave that nagila, then heave your .....ma-a-zel tov..."

[TalkingDog]

12. This made me LOL

n/t

[Tsiyu]

15. The tune popped into my head when I read the OP ;) n/t

[Happyhippychick]

11. L' chaim!

[dtexdem]

13. Well, I hope they have good luck with doing that.

;-)

[RainDog]

16. and they'll be dying little shiksas with food coloring for Easter!!! n/t

[spanone]

17. wouldn't you?

[lonestarnot]

19. Sure, but what they were actually throwing were molotov cocktails and no, I wouldn't be throwing any

of those. :7

[spanone]

25. i draw the line at mazel tov cocktails

[lonestarnot]

26. Me too!

:7

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. Mogen David and gasoline cocktails?

[Odin2005]

22. The stupid, it BURNS!!!

[City Lights]

23. And I'm sure some person somewhere is actually reporting news!

But it's not happening at CNN, nor at The Best Little Fuxhouse in Nooze.

[Chorophyll]

24. Before anyone asks:

The guy who tosses the mazel tov cocktail is the schlemiel. The guy it lands on is the schlimazel.

Love,
Your DU Jewish Mother

P.S. You should call once in a while.