Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

[PeaceNikki]

http://wonkette.com/457152/illiterate-scott-walkers-illiterate-tweet-removed-by-staffers

Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How’s that “Wisconsin Is Open For Business” slogan working out, Walker?) The governor apparently typed the charmingly idiotic message pictured above all by himself, with whatever thumb wasn’t in his mouth. And then it was removed, presumably by his embarrassed staffers, who will soon be unemployed like everyone else in Wisconsin, the end.

There’s no sign of the idiotic tweet on the soon-to-be-ex-governor’s Twitter account today, obviously, but we found plenty of evidence that it was posted, because it appeared in numerous aggregation lists of state government and political Twitter accounts, which you can see here.

We’re so glad “are” governor will soon be unemployed again, and hopefully in prison, where it will be kind of quiet w/out a jabbering tool in the governor’s office.

As always, the Wonketteers' comments are priceless. :rofl:

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. K&R

:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

3. Walker seems to have a bit of a problem with homophones; he's homophonobic.

:rofl:

Pure gold.

[Why Syzygy]

2. off to the Greatest!

RECALL! :bounce:

[PeaceNikki]

7. Thanks four the wreck!!

:bounce:

:P

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Maybe he should have David Koch proofread his tweets

!!

[Blue Owl]

5. Give us this day are daily bread...

Are Father, which art in heaven...

Jesus Christ, Are Lord and Saviour...

HEY WALKER -- MAYBE TRY TO PAY ATTENTION IN CHURCH, YOU IDIOT...

[Warpy]

6. Drunk Tweeting is never a good idea...

[Blue Owl]

8. Now here's a tweet that deserves an apology

:eyes:

[beac]

9. What was Walker's prayer in church?

"Are Father, here me inn my our of knead. Please dew knot let there petitions secede!"

[Worried senior]

12. Maybe he needs one of those good teachers

that quit because of him.

[KurtNYC]

10. Maybe if he hadn't gone through college in that John Belushi frat

he would have done some learnin' !

Hey Walker, say high too yore pasture four me.

[VWolf]

11. Mr Blu ..... tarski. Zero point zero. n/t

[geardaddy]

23. Republican, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[PeaceNikki]

24. I've reported you to the Department of Redundancy Department.

:P

[geardaddy]

26. lol

Don't you remember that similar line in Animal House?

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[PeaceNikki]

28. yes.

:)

[Ikonoklast]

13. K and Are!

[PeaceNikki]

15. thanks fore you're sport!!

:patriot:

[Blue Owl]

14. He's like the Son of Dimson

(shudder)

[PeaceNikki]

16. KICK

Scott Walker out of our house!!

[Blue Owl]

17. Kickety KICK

And BTW, where is that Walker prank call again from last Feb? Oh wait, here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBnSv3a6Nh4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Time to hang that albatross on Focker's neck again...

[Sportsguy]

18. God, That Guy's An Asshole

And again I'll say, Russ HAS to reconsider.

[marmar]

19. Dumbass

[ZenaD]

20. All ur pastors are belong to us

[socialindependocrat]

21. We all know he's smarter THEN that!! Yeahahahahah!!!

[PeaceNikki]

22. No, he's really knot.

:P

[Zorra]

25. I can't wait until illiterate Scott Walker has his illiterate ass removed

from office.
:bounce:
Go Badgers!

[PeaceNikki]

27. Holy shit. This just happened.

Read the last entry:



:eyes:

[socialindependocrat]

35. Knot my problem!!

[Wait Wut]

29. He's a moran and a Packer's fan.

One more reason to hate the Packers. GO BEARS!!! :hi:

[PeaceNikki]

30. hogwarsh!! The Packers hate him.

Just like the rest of us.

[Wait Wut]

31. So, that's two things I have in common with the Packers.

Our hatred of Suh and Walker. Not sure which is the dirtier player.

Still hate the Packers. ;)

[a kennedy]

32. I bet the Packers are REALLY pissing you off now eh??

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 11 - 0 Go Packers Go. To bad about Cutler....

[Wait Wut]

33. Whatever.

Cutler will be back. :cry:

Hanie has potential. He just doesn't have the experience. He gets skittish when the mean people get too close and makes really, really bad decisions. Cutler just ignores them. :)

[PeaceNikki]

34. Every time the Bears lose, an angel gets his wings.

I lived in the Chicago area for many years so I can say that. I also had the pleasure of becoming close friends with a well-known, much-loved, "sweet" former Bear while there. Love my no-good-stinkin'-ass Bear fan friends, but their taste in football teams SUUUUUCKS. :P