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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 02:54 PM
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Newt and Mitt said to be running neck and neck and neck and neck...
...with Zaphod Beeblebrox


Beeblebrox discounts concerns about his lack of US political experience, noting that he has twice the brainpower of anyone else in the GOP field. Insiders describe him as "one hoopy frood", but are quietly concerned about a possible flare-up about his birth certificate.
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TomClash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 02:57 PM
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1. Lots of neck
Like Turkeys.
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 02:59 PM
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2. A cockroach has twice the brain power
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 03:08 PM
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3. Which one will be wrung first?
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 03:17 PM
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4. Oh Please... Newt has NO neck
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 04:16 PM
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5. Yeah well
They are certainly not going to be "Amazingly amazing".
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:16 PM
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6. actually, George W. Bush was more like ZB (part of the inspiration for my name)
in the true sense of the job description of "President Of The Galaxy" ... main part of the job was keeping the people from paying attention to the people who actually were running things ...
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AlinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:36 PM
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7. It looks like Newt in a photo finish.
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