The 10 Best Amazon Reviews. Ever. LOLOLOLOL

[Are_grits_groceries]

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2- LEGO Your Freedom...
The product description from the manufacturer says, "The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!"


Here's what reviewers said:
M. McKnight gave it 3 stars, noting, "This toy would be a lot more realistic with about 350 people standing in line for an average of an hour. It still makes a nice set with the interrogation room."

Gwen P. of Douglassville, PA, rated it 5 stars: "What better way to teach the next generation how to behave in a police state then with a toy such as this? ... Think of all the fun the little folks can have waterboarding those who "hate our freedom."

Others suggested additional accessories such as "tiny sets of latex gloves for the security guards" and a matching Guantanamo Bay playset, although to be fair Amazon does sell a toy plastic prison cell as an extension to the Playmobil Police Station. (Really!)

And the winner is:

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http://www.fastcompany.com/1779632/the-10-best-amazon-reviews-ever

And more (the pepper spray reviews are here):
http://www.fastcompany.com/1797727/10-more-of-the-best-amazon-reviews-ever

Priceless!
I needed a laugh to start my morning.

[Lucinda]

1. Bookmarking to read the rest later. Funny stuff so far!

[Dover]

2. Next... your very own remote control weapon-carrying surveillance drone.

Test your remote skills by dropping a guided missile on your pesky neighbor's house from the convenience of your livingroom! Enjoy hours of fun reviewing the destruction
from downloaded surveillance photos! Who wants to play silly virtual computer games when you can experience the real thing!

[DCKit]

3. NSFW. Maniacal laughter may prompt someone to call the little white men in the little white coats.

Dog, I was gasping for air on a couple of 'em.

[petronius]

7. I almost peed myself when I got to the wolf urine

:rofl:

(Which would have been fitting, I guess...)

[quispquake]

4. Awesome!!!

Great article, and the link suggested by one of the comments is great too...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002HJ377A

[tabatha]

5. It has 2037 reviews!

[Scurrilous]

6. K & R

:thumbsup: