Lol of the day: Hubert Blackman Says Hooker Did Not Spend Enough Time With Him, Sues For $1.8M

[Zephie]

A college student claims he was traumatized by a underwhelming session with a Las Vegas prostitute -- and now he's suing her escort service for distress caused by the "tragic event."

Hubert Blackman, originally of New York, would like his $275 payment to Las Vegas Exclusive Personals back, according to court documents, as well as a $1.8 million verdict.

According to the Las Vegas Sun, Blackman was vacationing in Vegas in December when he ordered a stripper to come to his hotel room. There, the stripper performed a $155 lap dance and a $120 sex act. But then things took a turn for the bizarre.

The Sun continues:

said that the next morning, he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to demand his money back, saying he was dissatisfied because the entertainer didn't stay for the promised one hour and left after a half hour. Blackman said he also told the company he was incapable of making an informed agreement with the stripper because he was drunk at the time. When the company refused to refund Blackman's money, he called the cops, who threatened to bust him for prostitution.

Blackman told the Sun he didn't know that the act was illegal in Vegas. The New York Daily News reports that the student filed suit in Manhattan Federal Court.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/21/hubert-blackman-says-hook_n_812059.html
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Good luck with that, Hubert.

[Crankie Avalon]

1. Time for this victim to go on Hannity. n/t

[gratuitous]

2. A college student, eh?

I have a few suggestions for classes Mr. Blackman might take next semester.

[LisaL]

3. What college does he go to?

[Historic NY]

4. Isn't this like the idiots that report their drugs stolen to the police....

based on his suit & admissions the Metro police should be locking him up.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

5. Great job

trumpeting to the world that he's a two-minute man!

[one-eyed fat man]

6. Is he related to the mall lady?

The one who walked into the fountain while texting? Then she is on TV wanting to sue because millions are laughing at her on you tube? No one would have known who she was if she had kept her mouth shut.

Now it turns out she worked at that mall and likes to shop with other people's credit cards.

One can only hope those two strands of dumbass DNA never commingle!

[booley]

7. Nothing like not only being an idiot...

... but then making sure the whole world knows all the dreary details.

Mr. Blackmun may find $275 was would have been well worth it to avoid all the trouble he will find himself in.