VIRGINIA: Lynchburg Mayor Declares Valentine's Day To Be Day Of Not Fucking

[WillParkinson]

VIRGINIA: Lynchburg Mayor Declares Valentine's Day To Be Day Of Not Fucking

The mayor of Lynchburg, Virginia has signed onto the Liberty Counsel's "Day Of Purity" pledge that unmarried residents will definitely NOT fuck on Valentine's Day.

At this week’s Lynchburg City Council meeting, Mayor Joan Foster announced the Day of Purity Proclamation. As the first city to sign in support of the Day of Purity, Lynchburg joins nearly a thousand schools and organizations across the nation that have supported the Day of Purity. Liberty Counsel is launching preparations now for the eighth annual nationwide campaign on February 14, 2011. This effort mobilizes youth across the nation to publicly celebrate sexual abstinence until marriage for emotional, mental, and physical reasons.

Somebody totally needs to throw a ginormous sex party in Lynchburg that day.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/12/tennessee-lynchburg-mayor-declares.html

[T Wolf]

1. Can the reaction to this be anything other than

F.U.C.K..........Y.O.U.?

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Isn't that the home of Jerry Dead Falwell?

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Putting aside the issue of government entanglement with religion,

what happens if you fuck and then turn yourself in?

[Wednesdays]

4. They put you in prison...

where there is absolutely NO fucking...ever. Especially in the showers.

[mmonk]

5. Darn. Does that mean we have to make other arrangements?

[JoePhilly]

6. Distribute free condoms on the steps of Mayor's office that day.

Make his head explode.

[blondeatlast]

11. And KY Intense! nt

[safeinOhio]

7. Lets just call it oral sex day.

I'm always ready to compromise with the fundies as it turns their faces red.

[DCKit]

8. Another (R) prevert with sex on the brain.

Keep talking about it, and I'm sure nobody will even think about it.

[onehandle]

9. Nevermind. Wrong Lynchburg. nt

[boston bean]

10. They might as well say no one can fuck on Valentines Day

because the unmarrieds are the only ones who do Fuck on Valentines day!

[Sub Atomic]

12. Good. I hate those 'Virginia is for Lovers' t-shirts.

[MineralMan]

13. I thing it should be declared "Why Don't We Do It in The Road?" day.

Perhaps some other group could make that declaration.

[CanonRay]

14. Another place I'm glad I don't live

I'm sure the mayor is glad I don't live there as well.

[originalpckelly]

15. This, I believe, requires a fuck-in.

I would volunteer for such a thing, anyone else with me?

We could call it Fuckstock, and do it like over three days. Good music, good sex, hell, throw some food in. That could make a lot of money, and it would send a message to those uptight pricks.

I'm just sayin'.

[marmar]

16. Good gawd......The Puritanical silliness in this country would be funny if not so damn sad.

AMSTERDAM OR BUST !!!!

[Angry Dragon]

17. If you are married and a republican

they say you can screw anyone you want.............

[guitar man]

18. a song dedication for the mayor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1pDy2bpEc8 ;

;)

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. How about a day of Mind Your Own Fucking Business?

The people vote in exactly what they deserve. Goodbye, America.

[somone]

20. Mayor needs to get laid

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. Maybe it's just me, but don't you find that city's name... significant?

Yeah, yeah, I know, there was probably a Jebediah Springfield-like historical figure named Lynch, but still. Were I a resident, I'd start a petition for a name change. No disrespect to (looks up Wikipedia) Mr. John Lynch, transportation entrepreneur, keep statues and monuments to him, but... eek.

OK, the name isn't actually significant, everybody being comfortable with it is.

[pipi_k]

22. Unmarried residents?

What if they're married, but not to each other?




Anyway, it's kind of amusing how the mayor thought he had to choose Valentine's Day.


Like the whole entire world gets laid that day.

[bikebloke]

23. Luckily, that won't interfer with the fundies' breeding program.

Fucking and having children are completely unrelated.

'strooth!