Hilarious reactions to Boner on Twitter:

[NYC Liberal]

• mollymcke: Joe Biden and John Boehner remind me of comedy and tragedy masks. #SOTU
  
• DCdebbie: John Boehner looks like an orange basset hound. #MyApologiesToHoundsEverywhere
  
• annagonzo103: Are Snooki and Boehner related? They're both unnaturally orange. Not tan, orange.
  
• KatchKenda: The smug, unconcerned look on Boehner's face ian irking me. He looks like he could care less & he's orange. #SOTU
  
• michaelianblack: Weird. Guy with darkest skin is Boehner. #sotu
  
• hodgman: I always thought Boehner's tan was a vanity issue. But now I realize that it's leather chair camouflage.
  
• gretawells: Boehner's thinking, "Damn I hope this doesn't run long. Tanning salon closes in a couple hours." #SOTU
  
• P0TUS: Boehner looks constipated. Here's hoping Biden slips him a Metamucil roofie. #SOTU
  
• starleekine: Weekend at Boehner's!
  
• dibutler: Boehner's Benadryl has kicked in hardcore. #SOTU
  
• Jim_oreilly: looking at Boehner's tan somebody should start asking for his birth certificate
  
• CSmithWrites: You know Boehner, you could clap once in a while . We won't think you've switched teams or anything.
  
• MZApoetry: Boehner "do you think anyone would notice if I went out for a smoke?"
  
• soolebop: why does House Speaker Boehner look like a rotisserie chicken? #sotu
  
• ccates311: How many Dark and Stormy's did Boehner consume before #sotu ? Over/Under 8
  
• ConvincingMike: Boehner just rolled his eyes so hard they got spray tan on them. #sotu
  
• luxxekitty: John Boehner bout as red as the chair he sitting in. #SOTU
  
• SabirahG: John Boehner looks like an evil, evil humanoid version of the grinch. #SOTU

[Ruby the Liberal]

1. Excellent! Whoever told him to wear a hot pink tie while sitting in front of a red/white

flag needs a raise.

[NYC Liberal]

4. No kidding!

margaretkane: With all of the #PINK in the room (Boehner Tie, Snow Suit) this is beginning to look like an episode of "Toddlers & Tiaras" #SOTUFashion

[targetpractice]

2. RT @TheOnion:

If you have an HDTV, we recommend going to 'Menu' and lowering your set's 'Saturation' values 15% to compensate for Boehner #SOTU

[IDemo]

3. "Boehner just rolled his eyes so hard they got spray tan on them"

:rofl:

[howaboutme]

5. They need random public tweets

scrolling across the screen like the ticker tape on CNBC, while this is all going on. It might bring it all down to earth and add a touch of reality. Ooops Boehner smirking again. I'm hearing much of the same bullshit, different time, different place. Things will be back to same ole same ole tomorrow.

Oooops again, some words about billionaires helping fund education. Sounds good. Until I see real action that benefits the common folks and fairness for all Americans instead of always more and more for the greedy bankers and rich, screw them all.

[HighLowRoller87]

6. My Favorites

Joe Biden and John Boehner remind me of comedy and tragedy masks.
John Boehner looks like an orange basset hound.
Are Snooki and Boehner related? They're both unnaturally orange. Not tan, orange.
Weird. Guy with darkest skin is Boehner.
Boehner looks constipated. Here's hoping Biden slips him a Metamucil roofie.

But my all time favorite:
looking at Boehner's tan somebody should start asking for his birth certificate.

Hilairous!!!

[gratuitous]

7. Looks like he sat on his hip flask

That's gonna leave a mark!

[tishaLA]

8. I saw one that said "This is what makes America great..."

a Black President, a white Vice President, and an orange Speaker."