Andy Borowitz's - BorowitzReport on Twitter is really funny tonight

[eleny]

I just found it but even reading his comments from earlier in the SOTU are read worthy.

# Pres. Obama, if you're following me on Twitter - you could make every sentence funnier by adding "in bed." #SOTU 5 minutes ago via web

# Speech is dying. To liven this up, he should throw in one crazy line, like, "I believe that horses can talk." #SOTU 8 minutes ago via web

# In case you found yourself losing consciousness, Obama just read the eye chart. #SOTU


http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport

[gateley]

1. God, I'm screaming! nt

[eleny]

2. ....in bed.

:rofl:

[gateley]

3. Bwah! nt

[eleny]

4. It's so old, it's so lame but I still laugh. Thanks to Andy.

You're such a good sport, g!

[gateley]

5. It was so goofy I laughed out loud when I read it. :-)

[Foo Fighter]

6. Lots of real gems there!

# To tweet about the President's speech, use #SOTU. To tweet about Michele Bachmann's response, use #STFU.

# Looking forward to the State of the Union, or as the Chinese call it, What the Fuck Have You Done With Our Yuans #SOTU

# To help with the budget deficit, tonight will be the first-ever Tostitos™ State of the Union Address.

[rucky]

7. Borowitz has the best Twitter feed of them all.

Drunk Hulk is a close second

[eleny]

8. "NYC Weather Forecast: Heavy snow with a slight chance of plowing."

From this morning. :D