Hubert Flottz
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:00 AM
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THe single most important thing George W Bush learned as pResident. |
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If you scratch your ass, it's best not to chew your fingernails.
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:01 AM
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1. What's the evidence he learned that? |
Hubert Flottz
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:03 AM
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2. I heard he was going to write a book about it. |
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Prolly will be mostly pictures.
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:31 AM
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5. 'The Fart Book' was the only book in his house where he vacations. |
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:04 AM
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As Confucius warned, he who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger...
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Hubert Flottz
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:05 AM
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4. pResident who go to bed with sex problem on mind... |
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wake up with solution in hand.
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:33 AM
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6. With money and power comes no penalty for your acts. |
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Fri Jan-28-11 12:10 PM
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7. The Dude goes Nose Mining Too....wonder if he gobbles the goobers? |
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Fri Jan-28-11 02:43 PM
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9. I wonder why the United Mine Workers didn't pickett the picker. |
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I'll bet he's a goober gobbler...nutin inside that numb skull of his but goobers. It's a wonder his head didn't cave in when he was pickin' and grinnin'
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Fri Jan-28-11 05:05 PM
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12. He is no Union Member...Bush is a known SCAB.....a looney Scab at that... |
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The scabby asshole eats goobers like cattle eats grass
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Hubert Flottz
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Fri Jan-28-11 05:38 PM
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13. He'd have to work for at Massey...they snuff more people than BP |
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and Halliburton put together. One of their methane explosions would make a good GOPer out of the decider. I was always hoping that the shit-ass in chimp would hit a pocket of methane in his nose that would make his noodle go boom.
If the GOPers have their way every job in the country will be scab.
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Fri Jan-28-11 12:43 PM
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8. I'm not convinced that he learned even that. |
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And think about it: it might actually be better were one to chew ones fingernails BEFORE scratching ones ass.
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Fri Jan-28-11 02:45 PM
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10. He got everything else wrong... |
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I figure he had that in the wrong order too.
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Fri Jan-28-11 03:16 PM
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11. I thought he learned "My Pet Goat" and that was ot |
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Fri Jan-28-11 05:40 PM
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14. I think he was having an affair with that goat and had to study up |
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to find out how to arouse it.
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Fri Jan-28-11 11:49 PM
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15. scary things happen when read book. no read book no more! |
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