From the 'you can't make this stuff up' file

[DainBramaged]

Playmobil Security Checkpoint

[DJ13]

1. Does it have strip search as an optional accessory?

:rofl:

[Cleita]

2. Could it replace "doctor"?

:rofl:

[SoCalNative]

3. Just in time for Christmas!

how very convenient

[spanone]

4. next up, cavity search captain!

[TygrBright]

5. Next spring: Playmobil "Emergency Room"

Complete with bleeding patients and a nurse sitting behind a desk filling out a 28-page admission form.

Next summer: Playmobil "Unemployment Office"
Two check-in stations, a "take-a-number" gadget, and a long, long, LONG line of little people figures.

Next fall: Playmobil "Sobriety Checkpoint"
With a little car, day-glo orange cones and a breathalyzer machine!

Oh, it's a fun year in the children's department...

flabbergastedly,
Bright

[FLAprogressive]

9. How about "Playmobil: Guantanamo Bay"???

[Liberal_in_LA]

6. LOL!!! kinda cute

[AllyCat]

7. My God, my kids play with this stuff. And the ER bit just brings it all home

[Initech]

8. Next up: My First Interrogation Chamber

[DainBramaged]

10. What's sad is that Playmobil actually thinks this is good for kids

I remember the Easy bake ovens and all of the gender propaganda in the 50's and 60's, the 'little wife' and 'her place in the home'. This is just getting them used to the word OBEY at way too young an age.

We are a fucked up Country.

[Occam Bandage]

11. "Show me on the doll where they touched you."