nadinbrzezinski
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:00 PM
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So SANTA is now part of the war on Christmas |
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I guess my target of Rudolph is still to be taken seriously.
This is hilarious.
Thanks keith
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:05 PM
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1. Santa has been miltarizing for years |
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Soon even Santa is going to be on the terror watch list.
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:10 PM
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5. Damn that explains the FTL drive |
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how else can he do all them toys in 24 hours?
No wonder we have been trying. Now that explains CERN all better.
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:36 PM
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8. the no fly list is meaningless to him, no porno scanners for that guy |
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:05 PM
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2. Wait, wait... Is this "Santa" person pro-baby Jesus or anti-baby Jesus? |
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I'm so confused...
bewilderedly, Bright
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:08 PM
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nadinbrzezinski
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:09 PM
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4. We don't know, since he's taken top bidding |
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you know Odin himself has knocked off the baby off his perch.
Oh Tanenbaun takes on a whole new meaning.
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:26 PM
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6. you don't want Santa as an opponent |
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We already know he has an aircraft that can move at incredible speed, with fantastic cargo-carrying capacity. You don't want to be underneath when his reindeer decide to let loose. I wouldn't want to be bombed by reindeer. And he knows who's naughty and nice? That means he has an amazing intelligence service. No government in the world has that information about all the kids.
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nadinbrzezinski
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Mon Dec-13-10 10:04 PM
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9. I am Jewish so I am automatically |
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excepted from the Intel Service. We kind of fly under... Rudolph's radar.
:-)
It is an invisibility cloak of sorts.
:hi:
Anyhoo... this is Odin in disguise!
:evilgrin:
So his weapon of choice is lightning.
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Mon Dec-13-10 09:36 PM
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7. without santa chrisitanity would wither away and die - kids are bribed lol nt |
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