Baby, you know I love you

[SoCalDem]

I know you got all upset & pissed off about the times I whacked you around & beat you up...and then there was the time I took away all your money & when you ended up in jail..

but you know I love you..

You just don't understand how mad you make me sometimes..

I just love you too much..

And now you have enlisted your friends to get all up in my face & call me bad names & they want to help you throw me out.. of MY HOUSE.. How dare you ...you you you..lying little b.......... I ought to smack you right in the face for telling all our private business to strangers..trying to get sympathy for what you had coming..for being so mean to me. you $#@!&^%$$##!.


okayokayokay..I'm sorry.. you just get me sooo mad.. I'm sorry baby... I really love you.. and to prove it, here's a 15% increase on your allowance & I promise I'll write all this stuff down so you can show all your friends..

I really love you baby & I promise I'll always be nice to you..promise..

Now tell all your friends to go home .. & come back to bed..


Love ,

Hosni

[cutlassmama]

1. lol

[JuniperLea]

2. Hosni? Sheeeeet... he told me his name was Pete!

Pft!