Enquirer claims John Boehner in a sex scandal

[FourScore]

JOHN BOEHNER SEX PROBE

New Speaker of the House JOHN BOEHNER is embroiled in a bombshell sex scandal - involving at least two different women, The ENQUIRER has learned!

Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_boehner_house_speaker_sex_scandal_two_women/celebrity/70110

[groovedaddy]

1. This has been floating around for days now. When will the shit hit the fan? n.t

[rurallib]

2. great spot for a word play on his name

but I am distracted by Egypt.
Well, you just can't keep a good Boehner down.

[Junkdrawer]

5. LOL

:thumbsup:

[maxsolomon]

3. eww ewww ewww

power shouldn't be aphrodisiac enough to enable this.

[WI_DEM]

4. I wonder if he will cry if confronted with these allegations?

[Champion Jack]

6. Does the pope shit in the woods?

[Blue Owl]

7. Boner has a thing for women with the initials L.L.

Who's next -- Lois Lane?

[rfranklin]

8. Oh man! I got to go to the supermarket checkout to see the photos!!!

I always pick the aisle with the most carts lined up so I can finish my reading before I get to the register.

[XanaDUer]

9. Why did they find a dress stained with fake-tan spray?

nt.

[delightfulstar]

10. Do they look like "Housewives" or Snooki?

That's something I dearly want to know LOL....