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Sun Dec-19-10 04:04 PM
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Poll question: Oh..the horrors... |
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Edited on Sun Dec-19-10 04:06 PM by AsahinaKimi
Situation: Its Christmas morning. The gifts are being given out. You notice there is one for you from that Crazy Freeper Aunt you can't stand, so you reluctantly open it, and to your horror its an autographed version of Going rogue: an American life by Sarah Palin, which you come to find out, your aunt spent 3 hours in line waiting for.
Do you...
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:08 PM
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Sun Dec-19-10 05:37 PM
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16. No, that's like spreading a disease. (NT) |
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:11 PM
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3. Carve it out as a safe place to hide your waffles. |
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No one will ever look in there.
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:11 PM
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4. I guess ebay after some serious eye rolling |
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:13 PM
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5. Re-gift it back to her next Christmas or for her birthday. n/t |
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:18 PM
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6. I'd ask her to unwrap her copy of The Urban Dictionary. |
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:31 PM
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:44 PM
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:19 PM
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:19 PM
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It helps if you wrinkle it up first.
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:23 PM
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9. hell, I'll probably actually read it |
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or try to...
and then it's ebay. times is tough.
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:29 PM
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10. sell it on ebay and take the money |
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to buy a life size bust of Obama to send as a thank you gift.
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Sun Dec-19-10 04:58 PM
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14. Sell it and donate the money to the Democratic Party |
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Give her a note next year saying you donated $X in her name to the Democratic party.
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Sun Dec-19-10 05:20 PM
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15. Graciously say "thank you for the gift"--- then give her something by Richard Dawkins. |
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She's left you an opening to hit her with pretty much any piece of reading you choose.
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Sun Dec-19-10 06:12 PM
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18. eBay will be so overrun with copies , the price would be zilch. |
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Bring to back to the store for a credit. Tell old auntie you already bought one and ask her to give you the receipt so you can buy something else.
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Sun Dec-19-10 07:25 PM
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20. Buy a big box of Crayolas... |
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..and let the kids go to town.. :-)
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Sun Dec-19-10 07:40 PM
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21. It Will Become Worth A Lot, When She Becomes President |
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:evilfrown:
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Hoo... sorry...
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Sun Dec-19-10 08:37 PM
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22. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!! it's the only way to be sure! |
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Sun Dec-19-10 08:50 PM
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24. "Crazy Freeper Aunt you can't stand" + "3 hours in line waiting" = |
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ask her for another autographed copy.
:evilgrin:
Than sell them both on eBay.
Lather, rinse...Profit!!!!
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Sun Dec-19-10 09:08 PM
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25. Enjoy coloring in all the pictures |
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on an otherwise dull evening. :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-19-10 09:21 PM
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26. Have the animals (that Pukelin hates so much) poop and pee on it! |
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Sun Dec-19-10 10:26 PM
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27. Some of you are in luck.. |
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Just out of curiosity, I went to Ebay to see what the range was for an autographed version of Going Rogue.
Highest was: $395.00 Lowest was: $.99
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