Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say

[marmar]

from HuffPost:



Police are calling a January burglary of a northwest suburban home "disturbing"--not just because of the stolen goods, but because the young burglars killed goldfish to avoid leaving "any witnesses."

According to TribLocal, a Nintendo game system, CD player, 30 video games, 30 DVDs, a BB gun, jewelry and fire safe containing personal papers and photographs were stolen from an Arlington Heights home sometime between Jan. 22 and Jan. 24.

When the homeowners returned, not only did they find their belongings stolen, but found their goldfish had been poisoned. Someone had poured hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices into their fish tank, and all three fish were dead. ..........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/teen-burglar-kills-goldfi_n_822845.html

[Drale]

1. Maybe it was another CIA Human brain in a Goldfish

like Klaus AHAHA!! :rofl:

[sufrommich]

18. That was my first thought ,the kid must think American Dad is

a documentary.

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. the kid's name was Otto, right?

[uppityperson]

3. DON'T call him stupid

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. "I've worn dresses with higher IQs"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[uppityperson]

17. There were so many good actors in that movie, I love it.

[blondeatlast]

8. It was that tribe of warrior Buddhist monks! nt

[wtmusic]

4. What an idiot.

If he had cut the fish in on the take, he wouldn't have had to kill them.

[gatorboy]

5. They've released photos of the culprit.

[wtmusic]

6. Now they're sleeping with the fishes.

[KamaAina]

7. Dead goldfish tell no tales

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

9. Not to mention, their memory is supposedly only 2 seconds

and you know defense would bring that up in court :D

[Darth_Kitten]

10. Odd as it is, it's still malicious....

Just killing something for fun? :( Poor little fishes. :(

[edbermac]

12. See? If goldfish had guns, this wouldn't have happened!

[tallahasseedem]

14. LOL!

:rofl:

Please, don't give them any ideas!

[XanaDUer]

15. That's funny!

Upset about the fish, though.

[DearAbby]

13. Was it Gangland Execution style

"BLAM BLAM BLAM" into the goldfish bowl.


Sorry I knew that was sick. :evilgrin:

[rurallib]

16. must have seen them as superior beings compared to himself.