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TheBigotBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 06:37 PM
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Now the Tea Party Terrorist movement want Oliver back
The boy is just too old to work. Welcome to the new GOP


The political wing of the Tea Party Terrorists who hope to return the United States back to the 19th Century have decided that child labour laws get in the way of their billionaire Koch brother sponsors.

The political wing of the Tea Party Terrorists really do believe children should be free to work in mines and factories, after all they could stitch footballs for the next World Cup.

The political wing of the Tea Party Terrorists have proposed a bill to repeal the following parts of employment law protections


To repeal sections 294.021, 294.022, 294.024, 294.027, 294.030, 294.040, 294.045, 294.051, 294.054, 294.060, 294.070, 294.080, 294.090, and 294.100...


So what are they, after all they must be cumbersome upon the Koch brothers.

An abolition of the minimum age of employment.

<294.021. No child under fourteen years of age shall be employed or permitted to work at any occupation at any time; except as provided in this chapter.>.


School is for communist socialist parents. Children can learn more at work and home.

<294.024. A child may not be employed during the regular school term unless the child has been issued a work certificate or a work permit pursuant to the provisions of this chapter.>


If you have not quite reached top supporter levelat the RNC, well children will be able to work at Motels. Useful for the next convention.

Seriously any one left of I really do not know could have screamed at what on Earth where you doing electing people like this, people whose political views are a combination of the warmongering elements of the Neo-Cons and the intellectual elements of libertarianism without the intellectual knowledge?

I really am mixed at screaming you stupid whoever knows what (especially those who earn less than $1 million a year) and applauding just how radical and extreme politicians can be if they just do not give a shit. No really I almost love the Republicants for this.

Let's see Republicant career progression from the point of sperm and egg:

Fetus - you are now at the most important part of your life. Kill anyone who says otherwise.

Born - you can nappy test

Childhood - you can work in hotels for Republicans

Adolesece - you can work in a factory

Teenager - you are scum.

Late Teens - if you have $$$$$ you can go Uni. If not you are just a teen.

20s - why did you not go to uni - you are scum

30's unless you are rich you pay or die.

Long live the new GOP dream.

To the modern day Republicant (the vowels may be interchangeable) you are only important in the womb. Once outside the womb you can be employed testing nappies, testing potties, fixing small parts in large mechanics and who knows where you will progress from there if you live.

Republicants may even appear in videos with you. You might not be paid for them and the definition of rape is well, subject to definition. So you know, it is all ok, unless another "new life" is created.

No no no no, no.

Seriously stupid people voted for this.

This is the supposedly moderate element of the Tea Party Political Terrorist political wing.

No America, WTF is going on? This is why Republicans destroyed public schools and imposed the Texan curriculum. They wanted home schooling to be better.

It is hard to say that you are better than that. It is hard to say that you are better than a third world country. You just voted in a Party that will hike up taxes on the poor to pay for tax cuts for the very richest.

This is not Conservatism. This is not even Libertarianism. This is a perversion of what is reasonably considered the right of centre as fostered by the types of Rush Limbaugh et al.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 06:39 PM
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1. Correct...this is perversion. Lizards don't do this to their young !
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TheBigotBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 07:15 PM
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3. Indeed
only Republicants do (vowels subject to swap)
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 06:46 PM
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2. And those kids better sing perky songs from Broadway musicals while they're working, by God!
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