The Official Tea Party Christmas Card

[lame54]

[Brickbat]

1. Totally fake.

HE TOOK THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS!!!1!1!11!11!!!

[Chorophyll]

10. He coudent fit it becuzz he dint plan

a head.

[jmowreader]

11. Like this, right?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SV_Ich-1UYI/AAAAAAAABs0/I1N-H15Pw7I/s320/St.+God%27s+Memorial+Hospital.jpg

[Faygo Kid]

2. That's hugh. Seriesly funny.

[Ian David]

3. Mary Xmass!

[Kalyke]

13. I don't get this.

And I'm sure Mrs. Claus is drawing up divorce papers.

[Ian David]

15. It's a modified version of the plaque that went on the Pioneer and Voyager space probes.

Pioneer plaque
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Pioneer plaques are a pair of gold-anodized aluminium plaques which were placed on board the 1972 Pioneer 10 and 1973 Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 are intercepted by extraterrestrial life. The plaques show the nude figures of a human male and female along with several symbols that are designed to provide information about the origin of the spacecraft.<1>

The Pioneer spacecraft were the first human-built objects to leave the solar system. The plaques were attached to the spacecraft's antenna support struts in a position that would shield them from erosion by stellar dust.

The Voyager Golden Record, a much more complex and detailed message using (then) state-of-the-art media, was attached to the Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977.



More:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

[madmax]

4. This moran

will forever live in infamy. :rofl: :bounce: :rofl: :bounce:

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. I do believe you are casting asparagus on him.

[SpiralHawk]

6. Man Moranus

Attains Icon status.

[Little Star]

7. Now that's funny! Mary Xmass! lol

[pintobean]

8. Unrec

Cardinals phans shuld younyte and farm a unreccing croo. I'm sik and tyred of this cloun.

[janet118]

9. Greetings from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Wishing the Tea Party a very Merry CHRISTmas. Whether you're elbowing a fellow shopper at Wal-Mart to get the last “Jesus is the Reason for the Season” rhinestone sweatshirt, passed out in a corduroy Laz-Z-Boy in you rumpus room, whipping up last-minute holiday gifts in the meth lab or visiting your sons/parents in penitentiaries, may the joys of the holiday be with you and yours!

Betty Bowers

[lame54]

12. .

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaaaaaah hahaha

:rofl:

[mfcorey1]

16. Funnnnnnnnnny!!!!!