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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:21 PM
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Great idea, Life insurance!
pats own self on back. Oh, not the kind you're thinking of. That really should be called death insurance, because it goes into effect when you start your dirt nap. This is an insurance policy that pays out for keeping yourself alive! Oh fuck.

That's what health insurance is supposed to do.

Go to the next thread please.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:22 PM
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1. Dirt nap. I don't like the idea of a dirt nap.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:23 PM
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2. We have that type of insurance. Annuities.
You're betting with the insurance company that you'll stay alive long enough to collect more than you paid into it. Also, long term care fits into that category to a certain extent.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:52 PM
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3. Health insurance is a misnomer. It's actually medical insurance.
Edited on Mon Dec-20-10 08:52 PM by valerief
That's what we used to call it, because it paid for medical services/products.

I don't think "health" insurance pays for anything actually healthy, like a three-month vacation.
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:53 PM
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5. "Health care services contract" is more like what you actually get.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 09:02 PM
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6. No, it's still just medical services and products (medicine), not health services.
Something healthy would be a three-month vacation.
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 09:04 PM
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7. Whatever you say. nt
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:52 PM
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4. it's like betting that you will die soon. nt
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