Vote NOW for "Ass Clown of the Year!" (Round 2)

[Donnachaidh]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/12/21/930681/-Vote-NOW-for-Ass-Clown-of-the-Year!%28Round-2%29

Round 2! Vote for the biggest ass clown of 2010!

(Please rec so we can get a critical mass of votes!)

We had quite a day yesterday, in the round 1 voting! Truly asstonishing! Rec list, hundreds of comments, & thousands of votes! Butt now it's time for round 2! The threshold to move on is now 7% (Butt the bottom one at least will be dropped). We'll do this each day, like last year, dropping the rear one(s) each day, until someone gets 50%, and is declared the winner.

From our first round of 15 hopefuls, only 8 got the necessary 3%. Dropped were Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell, and Joe Miller -- hilariously proving that Tea Party candidates not only lose real elections, but Ass Clown ones too! (though we're pretty sure Miller is set to sue, O'Donnell is casting a spell, and Angle will offer a bribe in the form of poultry). Also out were Joe Barton, Tony Hayward, Michelle Bachman, & Jan Brewer.

8 candidates were left, and one "write-in" was added: Fox News viewers! So check the list, casst your ballot, and may the Assclowniest one win!

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And the remaining nominees are...

1. Sarah Palin: For just being herself

2. John Boehner: Because we all know it's really pronounced "Boner"

3. Glenn Beck: For taking insanity "to an 11."

4. Mitch McConnell: For his firm "just so no" stance regarding anything that was good for America

5. The American Voter: For hating the GOP, and still voting for them. Way to go!

6. John McCain: Because what's bad news for America is great news for John McCain!

7. The Tea Party: Fer a yeer of teling Amurka too "get a brain, morans."

8. The Democratic Party: For channeling Charlie Brown, and STILL believing Lucy wouldn't pull the football away

9. Fox News viewers: For believing that 2+2=5, evidence be damned.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Dead heat as far as I am concerned.

[EFerrari]

2. An embarrassment of embarrassments.

[HopeHoops]

3. I think Glenn BecKKK wins because he's intentionally an asshole.

Palin's just a dumbfuck twit.

The Orange Boner and Chinless Mitch are inherently assholes. McCain's just an angry old asshole with bunched up Depends. Choices 5, 7, 8, and 9 are too generic to qualify.

[Motown_Johnny]

4. I'm looking at a 9 way tie

[snot]

5. Beck.

[monmouth]

6. McCain...His meltdown has to count for something....n/t

[damntexdem]

7. Well, Sarah is the emotional favorite.

But I'm glad to see that my selection, the Democratic Party, holds at least 7% of the vote.

After all, Repukes are EXPECTED to act like the assclowns that they are.

[Initech]

8. No Christine O'Donnell? Carl Paladino? Jan Brewer?

Although from that list, its Glenn Beck hands down.

[jtown1123]

9. Alan "Milk Cow Tits" Simpson?

[BlueIris]

10. O'Donnell was the first person I thought of.

Not a doubt in my mind.

[displacedvermoter]

11. Four way tie I am afraid

1,3,5 and 8.