walldude
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Mon Feb-28-11 10:08 PM
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| A secret memo has been discovered.... |
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It went out this morning:
To: All Employees
From: The Powers That Be
Re: Tonights Evening News
Attention,
Tonight, on the evening news, in the place where you would normally show your viewers the incredible resistance the workers of Wisconsin and Ohio are putting up against having their rights taken away, THE PEOPLE WHO SIGN YOUR PAYCHECK would suggest, not demand mind you, but suggest, THE PEOPLE WHO SIGN YOUR PAYCHECK are just mentioning in passing, that THE PEOPLE WHO SIGN YOUR PAYCHECK would love to see exactly 7 minutes of Charlie Sheen coverage, but only if you feel like it. THE PEOPLE WHO SIGN YOUR PAYCHECK have announced that bonuses will be awarded for "Special Reports" and half hour segments of this pressing and urgent story.
Thank you.
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| missheidi
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Mon Feb-28-11 10:30 PM
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| 1. At LEAST 7 minutes. n/t |
| tavalon
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Mon Feb-28-11 10:39 PM
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| 2. The most I can muster is a bemused smile |
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It's all too real to be as amusing as it should be.
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| Jim Lane
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Wed Mar-02-11 12:37 AM
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| 3. Sorry, I don't find this credible. |
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There's no mention of Lindsay Lohan.
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