ANTI-GAY Pastor BUSTED For Public Masturbation

[Segami]

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

Another ' Family Values ' turd busted!



The Rev. Grant Storms is hit by confetti as he leads his
anti-Southern Decadence parade in the French Quarter in 2003


" The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.


Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said. The first woman told deputies she was taking her children to the playground and parked next to the van at about noon. As she was walking around her own vehicle, she noticed the van windows were down and the occupant was "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the report said. The woman noted that he was masturbating and quickly ushered her children out of her car.


A self-styled "Christian patriot," Storms led a small West Bank congregation called The Reformer Church and for 10 years hosted "The Reformer Radio Show" on WSHO. Storms has railed against the Roman Catholic church, calling it "satanic" and "demonic." He is especially known for arming followers with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs to protest Southern Decadence, the three-day gay festival held in the French Quarter during Labor Day weekend. Storms grabbed national attention in 2003 with his failed attempts to shut down what Southern Decadence organizer Chuck Robinson called a peaceful festival that celebrates gay and alternative lifestyles.


"He's done everything through the years to disturb that and try to make it into something nasty that it's not," Robinson said. "If the Rev. Storms is caught doing that in our city, it is ludicrous and heinous that he would have the nerve to complain about any kind of sexuality."


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http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html



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[hobbit709]

1. So he's against gays but commits onanism.

[Segami]

5. Do as I say, not as I do.

[CommonSensePLZ]

19. Who said it was only onanism? nt

[Deep13]

2. *sigh* Most self abuse still goes unreported. nt

[olegramps]

8. Thanks. That is reallly funny.

[Deep13]

9. I stole it from The Onion. nt

[Skidmore]

3. Sound like he should be kept away from children.

[bluestate10]

18. Exactly. The man is a danger to children, pure and simple. nt

[lonestarnot]

4. wanker yanker weenie wagin' freakazoid.

[LibertyLover]

6. What bothered me the most about the article

is not that he was masturbating in public, but the location and time he chose for his activity - a children's playground at noon. If I were the public prosecutor in Metairie I would be doing a lot of digging to see if this, forgive me, whack job had ever sexually abused a child.

[Segami]

7. Exactly. The location of where he was caught masturbating is the most disturbing.

[AngryAmish]

10. If masturbating in public is a crime, only the criminals will be masturbating in public

[old mark]

11. Sounds like a pedophile watching those kids at the playground...

Can't wait to see what his defense will be for this...

K&R
mark

[Chris_Texas]

12. And you just KNOW it wasn't the little girls he was watching

[upi402]

13. Conservatives are the most TWISTED freaks of all!

Media crickets? sshhhh

[felix_numinous]

14. Score: + 1 for the Southern Decadence Festival!! (cheers and applause),

...and a -1 for the Reformer Church (Boos and jeers) apparently a good place for pedophiles to hide in plain sight.

As one who has personal experience with one of these perverts, news of another one being caught makes my day :thumbsup:

Actual religious reform would be to go after the sick hypocrites who are thriving under tax exemption!!

[LeftinOH]

15. I'm sure he has a valid excuse..in the tradition of "wide stance"; "personal baggage handler";

his excuse will probably be something like "I was trying to repair a broken zipper".

[Kurovski]

16. Weenie Whackers for Jesus.

That's another group he heads up.

[bluestate10]

17. Another republican family values pervert bites the dust.

Republicans are pushing for restrictive laws on the rest of society to calm the perverted images and desires that swirl in their heads.

[Segami]

20. LOL!

[Hosnon]

21. Extension of my general theory that any anti-gay public official is him/herself gay.

Or at least "morally depraved" ... like the rest of us :evilgrin:

[Bravo Zulu]

22. uh oh!