New Careers for the New Economy

[FSogol]

From Brian McFadden's Big Fat Whale

[FreakinDJ]

1. Big Mac Manufacturing

[RKP5637]

2. "Corporate Welfare Negotiator"

[HopeHoops]

3. Corner Drug Dealer

Hey, that's a recession-proof profession.

[FSogol]

4. We really do need more "idiot interpreters" in this country

:shrug:

[RKP5637]

5. And translators for - Teaparty Speak to English. n/t

[FSogol]

6. Yup, Sadly, we'll never understand what, "Keep the Govermint out of my Medicaid" really means.

:shrug:

[RKP5637]

9. Yep, one of the great mysteries of life! n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

13. It's a Zen koan. nt

[HughBeaumont]

7. K & R for later.

@#$%^&*(!

[FSogol]

8. Office firewall?

[HughBeaumont]

11. ALL blank empty space, money.

They've blocked most pictures and all media/picture hosting sites. Same stuff on e-mail - people send me stuff, I see nothing.

I can see blocking streaming media, but non-dirty pictures? COME on.

[FSogol]

12. Our office firewall is silly. It arbitrarily blocks things like TotalWine (a beer/wine) store &

Cracked.com but allows p0rn. Dolly Parton is forbidden also. We waste a lot of time trying to think of things it will block.

[RainDog]

10. Koch heads

those jobs have already been filled by pols and the media, tho.