Austerity for EVERYONE!

[salinen]

There are definitely groups who have slipped under the radar, and have been freeloading the system. I for one will not take it anymore and have decided to call out these outrageously corrupt groups:

- Babies: When was the last time an infant worked a full 40 hour week? Oh, they whine and cry and throw fits, but they have never been there to share in the sacrifice. They're all about Maternity leave and breast pumps. Horrible parasites all.

- Pets: All they think about is eating and sleeping and sniffing ass. They don't even clean up after themselves. Chronically lazy and childish. Hard to tell them from teachers.

- Octogenarians: When was the last time you worked? You get your Meds and S.S. and just camp out in front of "The biggest Loser". You are the biggest losers. Don't go thinking that working a lifetime is any excuse for retirement.


If these groups put up their fair share, billionaires wouldn't need to make those incredible sacrifices.