Margie Phelps (Westboro) calls herself "the mouth of God"

[derby378]

I kid you not. She's gloating over the Supreme Court victory in her own little way:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Supreme_Court/westboro-baptist-church-quadruple-military-funeral-protests-supreme/story?id=13039045

[KamaAina]

1. God, do you eat with that mouth?

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

16. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? nt

[derby378]

22. She doesn't KISS her with that mouth...

...and I'm not gonna say what she does do, but it helps fuel her rabid anti-gay rantings though self-loathing.

[joeybee12]

34. Heard her on the news briefly on the way home...

if she's god's mouthpiece, God's an idiot.

[LTR]

33. Does she french-kiss her daddy with that mouth?

:hide:

[joeybee12]

35. Ick! But you know what...

I bet she does.

[av8rdave]

2. She well may be one of his other orifices, but certainly not the mouth!

[AnneD]

13. Like minds...

roll down the same gutter. :spray:

[hobbit709]

14. That's what I was thinking too. something to do with waste products I believe.

[GoneOffShore]

3. Supreme court win - Anonymous lulz

The Westboro sites were still down today.

[lpbk2713]

4. Pat Robertson's gonna be pissed.

... and all this time Pat thought he was God's mouthpiece. :rofl:

[GoneOffShore]

5. Pat's god's enema nozzle.

[Newest Reality]

6. So, is her other end also attributed to said

deity? I mean, inquiring minds want to know where this god's parts are!

Plus, that may be where the bug is found, as in up her ...

[derby378]

11. I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that they don't worship the same God I do

They've latched on to an imposter who covers holiness in blood and excrement. Too bad for them.

[golddigger]

7. Talking out of her ass she proudly states!

[mrcheerful]

8. Well it takes a lot of mouth to stimulate the good preacher before he

can procreate, you just have to understand fundie code, you know like Intercourse = dancing, mouth of god = bj's, its all hidden code with them.

[TommyO]

9. For those of us who believe in God, we know damned well that it's not God speaking through her

It's her own hatred born of years of abuse by her nutcase father.

[walldude]

10. Delusions of grandure...

Somehow I think after 60 years the "mouth of god" would have more than 100 followers.

[Jmaxfie1]

15. thumbs up! n/t

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

12. Just wait Margie Phelps, your day will come when one of your cult members dies

and their funeral gets protested.

[TommyO]

21. I loathe what they do, but I will lower myself to do the same when Fred Phelps kicks the bucket

I will do whatever it takes to get out to Topeka to join in the festivities.

[xmas74]

37. I only live a couple of hours away.

I'll gladly help plan the festivities.

[eShirl]

17. "what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a person."

Matthew 15:11 (English Standard Version)
"It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person." http://www.biblestudytools.com/esv/matthew/15-11.html

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

18. Ah, no..... she's just a big DICK! n/t

[Ian David]

19. She's more like god's anal wart.

[Arkana]

20. Then God needs a root canal.

[gratuitous]

23. Oh yeah, Margie?

Because that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Jack Rabbit]

24. Is she saying God is a bigmouth?

Just wondering.

[derby378]

27. There was this preacher named Lester Roloff down here in Texas...

Cult leader, according to some folks. Roloff once announced to his flock that "I am God's PA system." Makes you wonder about some of the sneering rants he'd pull off at the pulpit.

[RedCloud]

25. She meant the "moth" of God.

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. If that's true, what would the asshole look like?

[spanone]

28. at least jim jones left the country

[regnaD kciN]

29. The Mouth of Sauron would be more like it...

:puke:

[MineralMan]

30. Actually, I'm thinking of another external orifice connected to the

digestive tract. Delicacy forbids me from naming it, however.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

31. The rectum of All Recta.

[Kurovski]

32. Even God hates her guts. He wrote the bible to punk her hairy dingleberry ass.

[Ken Burch]

36. Funny, I always thought God had better breath than that.

n/t.

[AsahinaKimi]

38. I loved how

Anonymous shut down her website the other day.. While she was being interviewed on the phone with him. She gloated that GOD would not let it happen, yet he was able to place a message on her home page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJwSjor4hM

[flvegan]

39. Isn't that dancing on the edge of blasphemy?

[Jack Rabbit]

41. Perhaps, and if so, it's a big improvement for Phelps and family

"God hates fags" (or whomever) is blasphemous.

[zen_bohemian]

40. These people make me sick

:(

[customerserviceguy]

42. I saw that idiot on TV this evening

gloating her self-righteous ass off. I just wanted to pummel her with a baseball bat.