Unicow, it has arisen....Shirley, the end is near

[The Straight Story]

It's a holiday miracle! A unicorn cow has been spotted and photographed in China. This creature is truly a thing of beauty and must be feared and respected by all. Long live the Unicow!

The Metro has an amazing story about the Chinese unicorn cow, who grew a massive horn in the middle of its head.

Here's the entire article:

Farmer Jia Kebing noticed a small bump on this cow's forehead when it was born two years ago but didn't expect it to grow into a 20cm (8in) horn.

"My farm is famous in this region for this cow and people come in here just to see it," said Mr Jia from Baoding in nothern China's Hebei province.

All right — clearly, the cow has three horns and one awesome horn in the middle of its head. Someone should just saw off the other horns and make this a real unicorn already. I'm kidding - that's horrible and cruel. Let's just kill it and eat its flesh so we can absorb its power!

Also kidding, long live the Unicow!

http://io9.com/5715815/behold-the-mighty-and-majestic-unicow

[Liberal Veteran]

1. He looks more like Tricowatops.

[The Straight Story]

2. Give him a few years and he will turn into a bird

:rofl:

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Well, his head is already flipping us the bird, so I guess that's appropriate.

:D

[originalpckelly]

4. Actually, I think that's a perfectly red heifer turning white or something, dye job...

but this is pretty freaky on its own accord. I have no idea about bovines, do they come out with horns? Imagine pushing that out of your... Glad I'm a dude.

[Uben]

5. That horn is glued on!

Well of course it's glued on, if it wasn't it would fall right off! Beautiful animal the unicow,lovely plummage!

[Javaman]

6. that is some of the worse photoshop work I have ever seen. nt

[MilesColtrane]

7. FUCKIN' NARSTEERS! FUCK YEAH

[me b zola]

8. I await of the all-powerful unibrow unicow

I will accept no substitute!

[sadbear]

9. That cow has devil eyes.