Drunk Priest offers blowjobs to cops after arrest

[Ghost in the Machine]

BRIMFIELD TOWNSHIP, Ohio A local priest may need more than the Lord's forgiveness after what police officers say he did Sunday night.

"I sum it up as unusual at best," said Brimfield Township Police Chief David Blough.

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Kury tested three times the legal limit and was taken to the police station for processing. Officers say that's when things really got interesting.

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According to Chief Blough, the priest's rant lasted over 20 minutes during which he threatened and propositioned officers.

Kury is heard saying, "I'll pay you whatever you want. What do you want? Want me to give you a ? Is that what you want ?" "Do you want me to be a sexual slave?"

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-brimfield-township-priest-ovi-arrest-sex-offer-txt,0,3155389.story

Dear FSM, please forgive me for the Faux link, but this just made me :rofl: rAmen!

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[jberryhill]

2. Chief Blow?

Ummm... how do you pronounce that feller's name.

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. oh god....

:rofl:

[grahamhgreen]

3. The entire church should be disbanded.

[Sonoman]

4. 'Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church' Don't bother knockin'

The house is a'rockin'...


That had to be fucking hilarious.

Sonoman

[Sonoman]

6. The video is fucking hilarious.

Fucking hilarious.

And I thought I had been in some embarrassing vids. I have nothing on this guy, he wins, hands-down.

Sonoman

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. The officer at the beginning of the video looks like Kevin James, aka

"Doug" from 'The King of Queens', doesn't he?

And yeah, the video is fucking hilarious :rofl:

[Initech]

7. I got your confession right here!

[KamaAina]

8. They have ten-year-old cops in Ohio?

:evilgrin:

[formercia]

9. Teh Daddy hath found the Noodly Appendage

rAmen.

[Shagbark Hickory]

10. A drunk gay man makes the 6 oclock news in CLEVELAND?

I thought you were better than this, cleveland, home of Dennis Kucinich.

A straight women making the same comments would not.

I'm unreccing this because it pisses me off.

[Ghost in the Machine]

11. OH NO!!! Unrecc'ed?? I'm so outraged by this all I can say is

MEH!!!

:rofl: Sorry to disappoint you, but recs and unrecs aren't my criteria for posting.

:hi:

[pintobean]

15. Rec. Priests vow to be celibate

not to sell a bit. That's why it's news.

[Shagbark Hickory]

18. That's not why it's news.

And if you think it is newsworthy then you're precisely the reason every time I turn on the "news", they're talking about charlie fucking sheen.

[pintobean]

21. It's a local story in a mid size city

It's a break from the normal death by fire/gun/knife/automobile stories. I don't know if you've heard, but priest sex scandals have been in the news for some time. Don't you think the flock has a right to know about this?
I put a kid through 9 years of a parish school. In the last 6 years, they've had 2 priest sex scandals. I guarantee you, the parents want to know about this. If you don't like it, that's too bad. You didn't have to click on, read, or comment on this thread. The narrow view you choose is your problem, not mine or the op's.

[Shagbark Hickory]

23. I dunno. Maybe gay men are something rare in Cleveland. Apparently it makes the

6 o'clock news when they get arrested for drunk driving.

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. lol n/t

[Canuckistanian]

14. Interesting. Historically, it used to be the other way round

I just read some interesting accounts of the Popes in the 11th century.

[donheld]

16. OMG

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

17. You guys are funny.

:rofl:

So did they take his number?

[lapislzi]

19. I can't wait for someone to put this through the autotuner

It's going to be the next "Alabama rapist." I'm sure of it. Wish I knew how to do it myself.

[Nye Bevan]

20. Well, kudos to the cops for resisting the offer.

They must have been sorely tempted. Those cassocks are so damn sexy, after all.

[lapislzi]

22. Never heard of this denomination

Some eastern orthodox churches don't have celibacy requirements. Can't comment on this one. Pledged to celibacy or no, this guy is outrageous. I'm more concerned about him being 3x the legal limit than hawking sex to the cops. He deserves to be in jail for endangering people's lives.