So who's your candidate in the upcoming repuke primaries?

[KamaAina]

I, for one, am looking forward to endless months of pure comedy gold.

The list is roughly ordered from semi-serious to pure batshit crazy.

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[napi21]

2. I didn't vote but Sarah would be GREAT! When was the last time

you were really entertained by a campaign? She CAN'T win, so it would be a full yer + f ure comedy!

[Angry Dragon]

3. Jeb is the only one that could give Obama a run

the rest are afraid to be the first to declare
and at this rate no one will put their ass on the line
they just want to collect money and live on someone else's dime

[demosincebirth]

4. I don't vote republican.

[Initech]

5. Huckabee / Palin: Because the Rapture can't happen soon enough.

:popcorn:

[MilesColtrane]

6. Screw all the middlemen.

Time to go straight to the top.

It's time that they nominate Satan.

[Bryan]

7. Satan has no chance

Can't close the deal with the fundies.

[MilesColtrane]

12. Well, he IS an angel, after all.

And, those fundies aren't exactly the sharpest crayons in the box.

[pipi_k]

10. After eight years of Dubya...

Satan would look like Mother Teresa

[Bryan]

8. I'm in Mitt's corner

I want to see him keep blowing large amounts of his own money, and I'm dying to see him react to losing again (is he too Botox'd to be able to cry? I want to find out).

[pipi_k]

9. Incomplete poll...

I had to vote for the ficus plant only because a tapeworm wasn't on the list.

[Canuckistanian]

11. MY choice? Newt or Bachmann

Preferably both together. Their slogan? "Love to Hate Government? Elect us! We won't let you down"