Caption this Gov. Rick Scott pic

[Hugabear]

From tonight's 'State of the State' speech

[Hugabear]

1. "I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing"

n/t

[Divine Discontent]

19. oh he knows what he's doing... it's just the opposite what anyone with a heart would do...

[tabatha]

2. Dipshit dork

[RagAss]

3. I am the god of death...death of the poor !

[flvegan]

4. This is what Pac-Man looks like when all the ghosts are blue.

[opiate69]

5. "Lemme show ya something!!"

[Hugabear]

13. lol, I thought the exact same thing

Scary resemblance...and even scarier is a seemingly similar grasp of the issues

[Scurrilous]

6. "Brains!!" n/t

[Sanity Claws]

7. He doesn't look human

He has the same crazy eyes as Michele Bachman.

[lunasun]

27. Jan Brewer and him would make a better pair

[highplainsdem]

8. "I want to thank all the nearsighted, hard-of-hearing and clueless people who put me here."

[bigwillq]

9. "Look, it's Powder!"

:rofl:

[Ian David]

10. ...

This is Max Headroom, live on Net-Net-Net-Network 23, because what I want to know is, who's gonna stop this kind of wholesale killing-ing-ing-ing. Killing. It's time the network took a stand - a stand - a stand on this kind of murder. Murder. Murder. Preferably against it.

[brentspeak]

11. "I'm a Max Headroom-lookalike who committed Medicare fraud to make my millions."

[reformist2]

20. +1000 LOL!

[Scuba]

34. Plus, plus, plus.

[inademv]

12. "Witless fools, do I have to do everything for you?!"

[flamingdem]

14. I am made of SILLY PUTTY! nt

[appleannie1]

15. I can see up her skirt.

[DJ13]

16. Now I remember where I've seen him before

[JBoy]

17. Min Headroom

[AsahinaKimi]

18. I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND?? I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!!

courtesy of the Koch Brothers!

[Darkhawk32]

21. "God is in his holy temple. Earthly thoughts, be silent now."

From the Poltergeist movies...

"You're all gonna die!!"

[Hugabear]

22. "Scott Walker? Please, wait til they get a load of me!"

n/t

[KaryninMiami]

23. I still cannot fucking believe they were stupid enough to elect me

I am, after all, a criminal who plead the fifth. One of Florida's finest moments. Jeb was a picnic compared to what we have to look forward to. Combined with Rubio, these next few years are going to a wild ride.


God help us.

[jillan]

24. Beneath this white shell are hundreds of wires. I am not human but the first robot designed by the

Koch Brothers Inc.

[Arkana]

25. "My God...it's full of STARS!"

[craigmatic]

26. He looks like that guy who led the heaven's gate cult back in '97.

[Fuzz]

28. Hi, I'm Fire Marshall Bill! Let me tell you something!

[L. Coyote]

29. "The Lord is shining his bright light upon me, and I shall smite his enemies with slavery."

[lpbk2713]

30. Edvard Munch must have had Scott in mind.

The resemblance is there.

[Generic Other]

31. he looks like Jim Carrey doing Fire Marshal Bill

[Keith Bee]

32. "I had to remove my Hellraiser pins to run for Governor.....

...but I'll still tear your souls apart."

[Maru Kitteh]

33. "and I REALLY MISS them!"

[onethatcares]

35. don't underestimate this guy

my state of Florida is going to sink at this time. As is, the corporate tax rate is miniscule,the homeowners insurance rates are abysmal, enviromental regulations are losing ground faster than they pump water on the citrus trees during a freeze and we have no really united Democratic party. One that joins the north/east/west/central & south. The large land owners have suncity center, the villages, windemere, the growers and every other large piece of land, they know how to gerrymander and buy our politicos.

I don't know if protests are gonna work. I mean, if it was a Democrat that was forced to leave or resigned his position due to his company being convicted of the largest medicare fraud (read taxpayer fraud), we would have never heard the end of it. As is, this asshole won 49% of the vote.

edited to straighten out my thoughts.