LOL! Gingrich says he cheated on his wives because he was SO passionate for ‘this country’

[kpete]

Gingrich says he cheated on his wives because he was passionate for ‘this country’

By David Edwards
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 -- 2:14 pm


Newt Gingrich (R-GA) loves the country so much that it has caused him to stray from his marriages.

At least, that what the former House speaker seemed to be saying in a recent interview with CBN's David Brody.

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," Gingrich said.

"What I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn't trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them," he said.

more:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/03/09/gingrich-says-he-cheated-on-his-wives-because-he-was-passionate-for-this-country/

Wow. Then clearly Bill Clinton is the most patriotic American alive.

[KamaAina]

1. Why does he love America so much?

It had to be said. :P

[Zoeisright]

2. There goes the "party of personal responsiblity" again.

How many times are these fucking repukes going to evade responsibility for their own actions, while demanding it for everyone else, before they get called on it?

[Bozita]

3. I'm sure David Vitter approves. But then, I guess it all Depends.

[sabrina 1]

51. Lol! n/t

[somone]

4. Sure. "This country" was younger and prettier

fit to be the wife of a president

[Buzz Clik]

9. Ah, yes. The trophy country.

[louis-t]

5. Was he sobbing when he said it?

Oh, wait.....

[Buzz Clik]

6. And that nasty wife-with-cancer -got-a-new-mistress thing was pure patriotism.

To paraphrase Woody Allen, I just hope Gingrich never has the chance to do to this country what he did to his various partners.

[CBHagman]

17. I say some cancer survivors need to picket Newt Gingrich.

A nice placard or two about the singular heartlessness of the ex-speaker would keep past events fresh in the memory of the public.

[randr]

7. Some American's are willing to die for their country

apparently Newt is only willing to fuck for his.

[Ishoutandscream2]

10. Brilliant!

[Sheepshank]

8. Reminds me of Bush's speech gaffes.

Particularly the one where Bush talks about the love OB's have for their patients.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. He was so charged up by the business of fucking America that…

[opihimoimoi]

12. VIVA LE BLOW JOBS....Whad a Jerk...Newt is PASSE

[bluethruandthru]

13. I wonder if the Newtster thinks that Bill Clinton wasn't passionate enough

about his country...so he deserves to be villified for his "inappropriate" acts.

[JBoy]

14. Oh say does that Star Spangled Boner yet wave....

[TheOther95Percent]

29. LOL!

[bluestateguy]

15. He dishonored his marriage vows. He'll dishonor his vows to this country too.

nt

[LiberalAndProud]

16. Passionately patriotic. Yea, that's the ticket.

Because he was too old to claim youthful indiscretion.
The man has no moral compass. Zero. Zip. Nada.

[Vehl]

24. seconded

None of the religious/right fundies do. They don't even know what morality is (Oh yeah..they do jump up and down every-time the word "morality" comes up ..but they don't know what it is)

[RoccoR5955]

18. What a train load of bovine fecal matter.

The man is the bovine fecal matter king!
He cares not for his country, he only cares about himself!

[Boswell]

19. Newt, when America says NO

it really means NO...

[lpbk2713]

20. This is just too much transparent bullshit.

Forget about it Newt. The whole world knows what a sleazebag you are.
Your chances of even being nominated are zero. Your own party can't
even stand you. What a pathetic schmuck.

[kenny blankenship]

21. And he tried to entice them into doing anal because he was high on Jesus.

It's true, people. You shouldn't doubt what a patriot and Man of the Lord ever says.

[FormerDittoHead]

22. This is like the answer some give to "reason for leaving last job" on job applications.

Another question which always gets amusing answers, "What would you consider your greatest weakness"?

People often reply that one with things like, "My standards are usually too high for some people and people get jealous".

[blindpig]

23. Explains volumes: he wants to fuck us all. n/t

[DirkGently]

25. He certainly seems eager to do his country what he did to his wife and mistress.

[lyonn]

26. So who is his latest female conquest?

Is his newest wife aware of his real feeling............for his country and the consequences for her?

[sarge43]

27. And he said this with a perfectly straight face ? Amazing. n/t

[Glimmer of Hope]

34. I know! This is some pretty funny BS!

[tabatha]

28. If he worked too hard to have time for his wife,

how did he have time for another woman?

Does not make sense.

[sabrina 1]

52. Stop that!!

What place does logic have in such a serious matter?

The man is a patriot, he didn't have time for his wife. His country was his mistress (did he say that yet btw?)

Just leave it at that, will you?

:rofl:

[Angry Dragon]

30. The Moral of this story children is:

If you really love your country you will have sex with as many as humanly possible.
Go out there had have sex with a stranger, your neighbor, any one and everyone.
It is even better if you do it with a flag rapped around you

[davsand]

31. That lends a whole new meaning to doing it for Old Glory... n/t

[Vinnie From Indy]

32. What a douchebag!

Can this guy get any slimier?

[KansDem]

33. Newt's own version of "Drill, Baby, Drill?"

Yeah, do it for God and country...

[SpiralHawk]

35. Newtie is a compleat Republicon

a total freaking lying chickenhawk gasbag of a hypocrite -- just what the Republicon Family Values wankers luv.

[flakey_foont]

36. paging Tiger Woods!

he must REALLY, REALLY love this country!!

[bullwinkle428]

37. NEWT 2012 : PORKING FOR AMERICA

Go crazy with graphic development, photo-shoppers!

[thereismore]

38. His passion made him want to ejaculate but since masturbation is a sin, what ya gonna do? nt

[Yavin4]

39. Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You

Ask who you can schtup for your country.

[Lugnut]

40. What an asswipe!

If bullshit was music Newt would have a brass band.

[HughBeaumont]

41. I don't know what I'm more amazed by . . .

The fact that Newt Gingrich is seriously being considered as a presidential candidate or that anyone (let alone more than one woman) would want to fuck Newt Gingrich even once, let alone for a number of years.

[warren pease]

42. Translation: The Newt has to screw around or the terrorists win. (n/t)

[rucky]

43. His exes didn't buy it, either.

[Maru Kitteh]

44. That guy sure has a hard on for America.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

45. Was he waving a flag or something else while being so patriotic?

My mind boggles with pictures of a skull fracture if I tried that line on my wife.

[madinmaryland]

46. Wow! The "GRENIS"!!

:rofl:

[sabrina 1]

53. 'Grenis'

:rofl:

Has he acknowledged that the Clenis might have been sacrificing for his country too btw?

[madinmaryland]

55. That's rich. Imagine Clinton using the Glenis' line.

[rasputin1952]

57. LOL...

:rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

47. What blows my mind is that this jagoff has found at least 3 women who gave him some. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

48. Yeah, like he tried so hard to fuck America, I guess.

Give it up, Newt.

[Duer 157099]

49. So, "family values" preclude a strong work ethic?

It seems that is what he is saying, that if one has a really, really strong work ethic, that this will cause them to be unfaithful in their marriage.

Right? Isn't that what he is really saying?

I wish our message machine (oops, wait, we don't have one) would grab onto that and pull.

[revolutionnow45]

50. If we don't stop them the liberal media will prop him and Sarah up 2012

They will prop them up, steal the elections and tell us we like it.

We have to stop them.

We have to start protesting the media. They have way to much power. They are lying...daily.

Fox News caught showing a protest in Sacramento and calling in Wisconsin?

Now they can just blatantly lie?

What is it going to take to shut this crap down?

There are 2,000+ tractors heading to Wisconsin this weekend...I sure to wish they would bulldoze a few stations on the way...Israeli style...and when they get there surround the stations and demand they report the truth.

[tabatha]

54. Some of the funniest comments I have read in a while.

Send them to Jon Stewart.

[rasputin1952]

56. Incredible...

This is beyond any rational explanation...:eyes:

[nilram]

58. I was in this situation, you see... But I'm not relying on situational ethics, here, no way!

[lonestarnot]

59. A stupid nutfucking ball who someone will vote for because he's a pug.

:puke:

[shanti]

60. words fail me n/t