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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-09-11 09:21 PM
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This article says what I've been saying -- conservatives have turned into a bunch of wimps!!!
In a rather sarcastic way...

But, alas, they are gone now. No more shall the Manly Conservative stand before TV cameras and belligerently bellow “Bring it on!” while other Manly Conservatives fainted from testosterone overdose. No more shall they casually make racist jokes in public knowing that it was socially acceptable and even if it wasn’t, they did it anyway. Those days are tragically gone.

The Manly Conservative, you see, evolved. Or rather, he DEvolved. The election of a black president combined with the almost total Democratic control of both Houses of Congress led to a freakish transformation. The Manly Conservative vanished, almost overnight, as the dinosaurs once did. In its place we find now the Whining Insecure Martyred Pussy or WIMP for short.

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The WIMP specializes in angry incoherence to scare aware predators. When confronted by its natural enemy, the mainstream media, the WIMP begins a ritualistic bellowing and stomping in order to confuse and confound. Direct questions are answered with bizarre, rambling statements containing little to no substance. Occasionally, the WIMP will have the media banned or detained so as not to be unduly burdened with having to justify any previous statements. Of course, these are all used as a last resort. The preferred method of avoiding scrutiny is for the WIMP to remain in its lair at Fox, nestled snuggly among fellow WIMPs.


http://www.addictinginfo.org/?p=2592

Conservative crybabies!
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