Jackpine Radical
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:24 AM
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My New Truck
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again 'came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled out, 'Asshole!' Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Governor of Wisconsin ! Damn, I love this truck.
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:26 AM
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1. hee hee . . . kick . .n/t |
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:28 AM
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:29 AM
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thanks for the chuckle.
and I want one of those trucks! :)
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:29 AM
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This old, rather have a picture of a ford as the keys to a chevy, ford man may have to buy a damn chevy afterall
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:35 AM
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Almost makes me want one....K&R for the first laugh of the day.
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:35 AM
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:37 AM
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7. Moi? Most certainly. I stole it from an email I just got. |
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Thu Mar-10-11 11:08 AM
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12. No, Me! I swiped it for distribution |
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Thu Mar-10-11 07:41 AM
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thanks for my first laugh of the day. :)
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Thu Mar-10-11 11:11 AM
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14. Bravo if you thought that up yourself |
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Thu Mar-10-11 01:19 PM
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16. As I acknowledged above, I stole it. |
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