Q: Has Pat Robertson issued an explanation

[Ilsa]

for why God is punishing Japan with a massive earthquake and tsunami? I can hardly wait! :sarcasm:

[sinkingfeeling]

1. I'm sure it will involve not being a Christian country or something.

[FSogol]

2. Well, they DO have that Penis Festival every year.

:shrug:

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Rapture Ready already did

it is the END OF THE WORLD I TELL YA!

Me, I think Pat will say to us it is because Japan has not accepted Jesus or some prattle like that.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Squeezing his eyes shut too hard when praying didn't work.

He crapped his drawers too frequently.

[damntexdem]

5. Actually, the tsunami was aimed at sinful California.

But the aim was a little bad and the shot from too far away to do much damage.

But I'm sure Pat will tell God "better luck next time."

;-)