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Now, I have always hated THEM, but I figured I was too WASP, too college-educated, and too Christian for them to actually single me out for their ire. They would have had to actually KNOW me and my politics to actually hate me, and I never associated with them. As such, I always figured I flew under their radar. My logic went that since they were always running around hating Mexicans, Arabs, Latin Americans, blacks, gays, lesbians, muslims, buhdists, Jews, welfare moms, anyone who speaks english as a second language, hippies, Europeans, PETA members, and people who shop at Whole Foods, they were pretty busy. That is a lot of people to hate, it must be at least sixty percent of America, and probably more. Hating that diverse a group of people takes some time and there are only so many hours in a day. I did the math and I operated for years under the assumption that this time constraint would leave me free to seethe without being outed by my obvious outward appearance or speech patterns.
Unfortunately, I made a fatalistic mistake. I work, for the Department of Defense. Even though I provide scientific and engineering support to our boys and girls fighting the good fight, I am, apparently, a drain on the economic engine of this country. Somehow, they found an extra few minutes in their hate schedule to pencil me in for a bit of good old-fashioned Republican hating!
I have learned, that once they point the finger at you, it is not nice. It does not matter if your party holds the White House and the Senate, or maybe even the White House and the whole Congress, all it takes is one crying drunk Republican Speaker with a burr up his ass and he is gonna make you fucking pay for your insolence. Man, I now understand it is not fun being on their radar screen. I have also learned that I am a leech on good tax paying Republicans who deserves nothing, that my time should be donated (i.e. the country should receive my services for free), and that somehow I am personally responsible for the economic mess in America and most of the Western World. My President seemed to agree.
Oh, and I am sorry for bankrupting the country. I really did not mean to.
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