How To Show Your Patriotism

[Angry Dragon]

How to Show your Patriotism


There has always been talk on whether a person was a true Patriot or not. Now one person has told us how one can prove their Patriotism. The Newt Gingrich has told the country that adulterous copulation is the true way to show your Patriotism.

Going with this theme Trojan is going to come out with a new condom in a flag motif. Now everyone can wrap their sexual organ in the flag and show their love of their country along with their partner. Trojan is going to designate May as Patriotism Month, seeing how it has holds Memorial Day. You will be able to purchase them at any drugstore only after filling out a form that asks under what political party you are having your adulterous affair.

This should put to rest forever which political party is the most Patriotic.

So now is the time to show your true Patriotism and let your lust for the cute young intern, lobbyist, or even your staffer's wife how much you love your country. Get to your nearest drugstore and purchase the new Trojan Patriot Condom.

Put your Patriotism on display........

[FSogol]

1. Instead of Flag Pin, we can ask Newt, "Where is your flag condom?"

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