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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 02:37 PM
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Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option
I honestly was speechless today when this happened. I can't even correctly process this. It hit me wrong on so many levels that I never could even figure out exactly why it was so wrong or why I was so bothered by it.

Was in a Sleazy Mart convenience store to start with. First mistake.

Lady behind the register was in her 50's or so. Nice enough lady.
Guy walks in--appears to be in 30's, maybe 40's.

They are having a (loud) conversation. I couldn't help but overhear.

They are apparently talking about an employee who wasn't there, but who apparently had a crush on the guy.

Lady: Well, she does like you.

Guy: Yeah, she is a nice lady. I like her too.

Lady: But she does have four kids....sighs, shaking head.

Guy: Yeah, that is the reason I won't date her. I like her and everything but four kids? Shakes head.

Lady: Yeah, I know. BUT you have EIGHT kids!

Guy: That's different.


:wtf:

I paid for my drink and left.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 02:42 PM
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1. There simply are no words...................
and BTW, my automatic signature on my email is "Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints."
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 02:42 PM
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2. HEY!
:rofl:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 07:05 PM
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5. I may have stolen that from you......
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 02:43 PM
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3. Well, it is different.
Edited on Sat Mar-12-11 02:44 PM by LiberalAndProud
Like we don't know how many moms are looking after his 8 kids. What we can assume is that the mother of four is looking after her own. She's not missing *anything* if the jerk isn't interested.
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-11 02:47 PM
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4. Well, if he took a second to really think about it....
Edited on Sat Mar-12-11 02:51 PM by givemebackmycountry
He'd have a potential Brady Bunch situation to deal with.
He could sell it to TLC and make a fortune, and become an obnoxious star and date even crazier women.

(edited to add)
Not that this woman is crazy, but marrying a guy with 8 kids may indicate some type of, well, you know.

Shit son, it's a potential goldmine, and if you play your cards right, you may even get your shot at the title.
SARAH PALIN.
Hey, if Kate and John can do it, why not you two crazy kids?

Some days, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option indeed.
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