Aging teachers need not apply

[Stinky The Clown]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/edu/2258871551.html

2 Year Old Teacher Wanted (Dundalk MD)
Date: 2011-03-10, 8:50PM EST
Reply to: [e-mail]

Holabird Early Learning Center (on Holabird Ave city side) is seeking a full time 2 year old teacher. we would like to find someone with both 90 hour and 45 hour certifications. Must have experience, Must have high school diploma or GED, Have CPR & First Aide or be willing to obtain in short time, also must be able to pass backround check, and have a physical done. If interested please call nnn-nnn-nnnn between 9am-6pm ask for Ms Amber or Ms James.

[ProgressiveProfessor]

1. That sounds like an ad for a teacher for 2 year olds with appropriate certs and experience

Though clearly the wording is somewhat ambiguous.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. Ya think?

[ProgressiveProfessor]

8. Given the quality of some posts this weekend, it was hard to tell

Had I looked at the poster, I would have known better and even danced a jig :loveya:

[elleng]

3. OMG, Stinky!!!

:rofl:

[Earth_First]

4. You better be willing to work towards that degree, little one...

Good thing you're already certified, however...

[Duer 157099]

5. Wow, we really are ramping up our expectations of the young aren't we?

Oh well, may as well get 'em going young, more time to earn that $$$$ to support mom and dad's retirement.

[Wilms]

6. Any proud parent will tell you there's a lot to learn from a two year old. n/t

[RebelOne]

7. The advertiser definitely needs a copy editor

or proofreader. As a former copy editor, I would be happy to offer my services (for a price, of course),