can we please talk to the intergalactic council, and BEG them to stop sending us their rejects, and

[niyad]

planting them here, cleverly disguised as repukes and fundies? I mean, surely there is some galactic version of the UN charters.

[Cleita]

1. You know they are sending them here because

they don't want them either.

[niyad]

2. apparently, nobody wants them.

[CoffeeCat]

3. What I'd like to say to the intergalactic counsel...

Ok, you had you fun with this experiement, and as you damn well know there are shitty human
beings and there are sane human beings. It appears that the shitty human beings have won and
are in near complete control of the planet--so can you please--for the love of all that is
holy--arrange to return and rescue the sane ones who are done with this nonsense. Ok, thanks!!

[niyad]

4. works for me

[Drale]

5. Don't you know

Earth is an intergalactic reality show.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Every Intergalactic Council requires a place to store waste...

Sadly, Earth was their choice on that.

We are the Yucca Mountain of the Sector.

[CoffeeCat]

7. LOL!

OMG...THAT is genius and could be fodder for a feature film.

I'd pay $7.50 to see it.

Get on it!

[niyad]

8. so would I--wouldn't even wait for it to hit the dollar picture show

[Rex]

9. I talked to Melbar and he told me they would rather send them here

so they don't cause any interstellar war there...there must be planet Z from the Forbidden Zone (Galaxy X or Y). I think.

[cliffordu]

10. I thought for years that the earth is kind of a maximum security

prison for humanoid losers.....

And then I left home and realized my people were outliers......I hope.....

c

[niyad]

11. I thought for years that I had been dropped off on the wrong planet-- these days, I am more certain

of it than ever.

[undeterred]

12. They sent us Harrison Ford, Robert Kennedy and Paul McCartney

so we had toh take Madonna and the other rejects too.

[CoffeeCat]

14. There are SOOOO many amazing and decent people...

...on this planet. So why is the power in the hands of a few classless, unimaginative, greedy asshats?

Seriously. They're the worst of humanity. Punks.

Why are they making the decisions for all of us and aren't we sick and tired of it????

Seriously. Chumps like Dick Cheney, James Baker and Paul Wolfowitz are going to take all of us down?

[niyad]

16. that is what I do not understand, either. with all the rally good, kind, decent, caring, loving,

smart, wonderful people on this planet--WHY are the bastards running things?

[CoffeeCat]

22. and they are such a tiny minority!

These asshats comprise 1 percent of the population, if even that!

Then you have your rubber-brained enablers, who are coked up on Glenn Beck. They're a messed-up 20 percent.

So, we have nearly 79 percent, in this country alone, that is either decent, or fairly decent--and they are
against this criminal and immoral activity.

There's strength in numbers, but only if those numbers act.

[dixiegrrrrl]

29. Because the decent people are not the meglomanics that run for office?

[niyad]

30. there is that--I have always thought that one should have to undergo a psych eval in order to run

for office--of course, the very act of running shows that one is nuts.

[Beam Me Up]

13. I've been calling to get beamed off this rock all my life...

still here, obviously. :\

[niyad]

17. i know exactly what you mean

[pokerfan]

15. They aren't very good disguises

I'm just saying...

[niyad]

18. note to self--NEVER look at that poster before coffee!!!

[niyad]

24. this morning, before caffeine, some of them looked quite alian. I was reminded of a line from MIB--

will smith's character says something about dennis rodman being from (sorry, forget where), and his new partner says, "wow, not much of a disguise"

[pokerfan]

25. Winner!

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

Elle: Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.
Jay: All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.
Elle: Rodman? You're kidding.
Jay: Nope.
Elle: Not much of a disguise.

[niyad]

28. I love that scene--thanks for the whole dialogue

[rucky]

19. we're the Australia of the galaxy.

I knew it.

[niyad]

20. indeed, it appears that we are

[Frank Cannon]

21. Well, Xenu DID try to blow them all up in volcanoes...

but their spirits (called Thetans) just stuck to our bodies.

Can I interest you in a copy of Dianetics?

[niyad]

23. don't need another copy, but thanks.

[pampango]

26. I thought "One World Government" was scary to the Birchers, but "One Universe Government"

would really get the JBS' juices flowing. :)

[niyad]

27. and what a lovely thought that would be

[niyad]

31. . . .