"Comedian Gilbert Gottfried fired as voice of Aflac duck" - that's the

[hedgehog]

lead item on the CNN ticker on my home page.



Well, it's good to know that CNN keeps things in perspective!

[lob1]

1. They have to fill the Not-reporting-on-Wisconsin hole

with something. A goose wins every time.

[Rex]

2. They can put on a show of worry and fear mongering.

But when the actual shit is hitting the fan?

Puppies!!!

"One mans love of dogs, has him in the dog pound with local authorities (smirk smirk)!"

[midnight]

3. K&R

[DisgustipatedinCA]

4. and did you see why he was fired?

He was fired for tweeting jokes about Japan. Asshole. It's a relevant story.

[digitaln3rd]

5. Oh come on.

It's the ticker, for gosh sakes.

Quit acting like they haven't been spending all weekend on the Earthquake issues.

[quinnox]

6. I always thought he was hilarious but

it was just dumb to tweet jokes about the Japan tsunami. What did he think would happen.