Meet the ultimate Teabagger Administration

[Hugabear]

Let's say the unthinkable happens, and someone like Michelle Bachmann actually manages to win in 2012. What would their administration look like? Here's one possible "Ultimate Teabagger" administration

President Michelle Bachmann


Vice President Rick Scott


White House Spokesman Secretary of Propaganda Glenn Beck


Secretary of State Sarah Palin


Secretary of Defense War John Bolton


Secretary of Homeland Security Jan Brewer


Secretary of Treasury Rand Paul


Secretary of Labor Scott Walker


Secretary of Education Michelle Rhee


Secretary of Energy Tony Hayward


Secretary of the Interior Ted Nugent


Secretary of Veteran Affairs That Black Guy who Sings at Tea Party Events




Rest of the Cabinet slots open to the highest bidder, starting with Secretary of Justice. Or feel free to nominate your own.

[Hardrada]

1. BP guy is a Brit though. He'd need a green card or something.

[madmax]

2. silly you - laws won't apply in this administration. nt ;)

[pokerfan]

3. Idiocracy was a documentary

[Initech]

5. This guy won a contest, got to be a cabinet member.

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[GatesofPunk]

8. I don't get it either

Sure, Obama is not very liberal. I'd like it if he was, but's he's not. But I'd much rather have Obama in office than any republican.

[tekisui]

9. Bullshit.

[GatesofPunk]

6. If these guys ever took office...

Suicide would no longer be considered the 'coward's way out.' It would be recommended by intellectuals worldwide.

[Tx4obama]

7. Don't forget Christine O'donnell, Orly Taitz, and Victoria Jackson! LOL n/t

[SoCalDem]

10. a three way tie for Secretary of

:wtf:

[im1013]

11. Wow! That's scarier than the Japanese nuclear power plants!!

:scared::scared::scared::scared:

[Dawson Leery]

12. The world would be correct in looking beyond America for leadership

at that point.

[lonestarnot]

13. Fucking A.

:puke:

[Contrary1]

14. Palin would be excellent

as the White House Press Secretary. Her command of the word salad would present Bachmann's views perfectly.

Secretary of State...I think Roger Ailes would be perfect. His winning personality would bring respect back to the US, and all Amurkins.

Yeah, I know...he's not a citizen. But; he has lots of money, he can buy the position.

[krispos42]

15. I may have to join my ex in moving to Canada

:scared:

Ohhhh, Cannnn-ada... mumble mumble grunt mumble mumble...



Damn, I'm fucked.

[Tx4obama]

16. Sue 'chicken lady' Lowen for Secretary of Commerce/Trade. and....

Mark 'Appalachian trail' Sanford - Director of Intergovernmental AFFAIRS

John McCain - 'SENIOR' Advisor to the President

Rush - Director, Office of National DRUG Control Policy

Newt Gingrich - Director, Office of Urban AFFAIRS Policy

[DeadEyeDyck]

17. You better be careful

you just put together a winning ticket.

Fortunately, they are not listening and will put together some Bob Dole rerun which will allow our limp dick Obama to win,


Don't help them!