***BIRTHER ALERT*** Michele Bachmann refuses to release her birth certificate ***BIRTHER ALERT***

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Thursday, Mar 17, 2011 08:30 ET
War Room
How can Michele Bachmann be president if she won't release her birth certificate?

By Alex Pareene

http://www.salon.com/news/michele_bachmann/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/03/17/bachmann_birth_certificate

"The first thing I would do in the first debate is offer my birth certificate so we can get that off the table," Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann said last week when asked about a potential presidential run. Bachmann, who recently came out as birther-curious, has been toying with the idea of mounting one of those fake presidential campaigns lately, because it would bring her attention and money, and attention and money are what she lives for.

]Bachmann claims to have been born in Waterloo, Iowa, but when the Minneapolis City Pages asked to see her birth certificate, her office did not produce it. So I guess we'll just have to take her word for it that she was born in the United States.

But, Talking Points Memo reports, that uncertainty about her place of birth is not stopping some fans of Michele's from trying to push her into the ring. The people behind the campaign to get Bachmann elected speaker of the House -- a campaign that grew to encompass "nearly 1,000 supporters" -- are now launching a petition urging Bachmann to run for president. Because she really needs convincing before she decides to get a tremendous amount of unearned press and campaign donations.

Bachmann has already been spending a great deal of time in New Hampshire, counting all the members of the MSM, and in Iowa, where she will speak to a home-schooling group about the dozens of children she has home-schooled to believe in complete nonsense.

[William769]

1. It would list Satan as her father.

She is not yet ready to reveal that.

[Wickerman]

2. I know that she reports to have been born in Waterloo

but I read the other day that she was born in Germany? Which is it? The Birth Certificate would clear this up. I amy be the only one confused on this issue, but if she wasn't born in Germany, (as a google search should soon turn up :think:) then she would be wise to release the paper.

[boobooday]

7. Her birth certificate might say Germany

Or maybe Transylvania, hundreds of years ago . . . muhahaha She vants to zuck your democrazy!

CUE dramatic music sting

[Angry Dragon]

3. I think she my be a Muslim pole dancer

[old mark]

4. K&R... How do we know she is not Canadian? nt

[Motown_Johnny]

6. She Certainly Looks Canadian!

[progressoid]

11. OMG. She's a sleeper soshalist!!11!

[davidinalameda]

5. is Crazy Land part of the US?

[cui bono]

8. Because she doesn't want to have to run an "I am not a witch" ad. n/t

[K8-EEE]

9. How do we know she's an earthling?

I'm very suspicious. She's obviously hiding something.

[struggle4progress]

10. Run, Michelle, run!

:D

[jwirr]

12. I question if she was born at all. As dumb as she is she may have been

hatched.

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