Bomb squad called to defuse sex toy

[marmar]

from the Daily Mail:




When a Russian bomb squad rushed to a post office to diffuse a ticking package, they were prepared for even the most sophisticated of devices.

But this daring mission climaxed in a rather different way than others had before.

As they tentatively unwrapped the parcel, they didn't find a time bomb but a pulsating vibrator. ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366596/Bomb-squad-defuse-vibrating-sex-toy-Russian-post-office-ticking-package.html#ixzz1GsPaDLCs

[Lucinda]

1. Awesome!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

2. Always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".

It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Ah... flashback humor

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

:toast:

[Poll_Blind]

3. Reminds me of the time there was a dildo in line at Starbucks and it just WENT OFF!

PB

[guitar man]

4. as it turns out

It actually wasn't a "ticking" package, but rather a "tickling" package. :D

[cbdo2007]

5. In college, my girlfriend and I were about to leave for a trip....

and my parents were helping us put our bags in the trunk of my car when we hear this loud buzzing sound.

My girlfriend looked at me like, "oh no!!!" and my parents were asking "what is that?"

Well, luckily I could tell the sound of one buzz from another, so I knew to open up my bag and reach specifically for my electric razor which had turned on. WHEW....we dodged an embarrassment bullet there!

[MrCoffee]

6. "luckily I could tell the sound of one buzz from another"

You are HARDCORE!

:applause:

[cbdo2007]

14. Trust me....nobody would ever buy a vibrator as loud as that razor!!

Vibrators just tend to have a low humming "bzzzzzzzzzzzzz" sound whereas this razor sounded like a miniature weed wacker (which I guess it was, sort of). It was muffled just enough in some clothes that it sounded kind of like the vib but I could definitely tell the difference.

[pansypoo53219]

7. batteries included?

that's a deal.

[joeunderdog]

9. Code Pink!

[xchrom]

10. i heart this story...nt

[PufPuf23]

11. And the "this daring mission climaxed" and shared a cigarette. nt

[Arger68]

12. Looks more like a rocket than a bomb.

:shrug:

[thelordofhell]

13. When will people ever learn?

Take the batteries out of the vibrator when you put it in a suitcase!!

:patriot:

[cbdo2007]

15. Also reminds me of the time my Grandpa and I were at the airport sitting behind those security scree

ns where you could see in peoples bags.

He told me "Look in the bags of the female passengers and about half of them will have vibrators!" We watched for about 10 minutes and only saw one or two. It was very disturbing but I didn't know how to get out of there when we were waiting on a flight.